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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on
their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, sent her husband a text while she was out of the house
having coffee with a friend.
She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

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Posted

^ HAHA :laugh:

 

The wife texts back, "Flush and put the seat down."

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