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#16 Xerino

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:14

Can't he just get an inflatable woman in any adult toy shop?


#17 virtorio

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:20

Well, he certainly has a type.



#18 Atomic Wanderer Chicken

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:25

I bet the officers laughed when they saw the police report "had sex with pool raft"



#19 Marshall

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:31

The only thing worse than a raft shagger is an exhibitionist raft shagger.



#20 illage3

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 10:58

He didn't inflate the raft



#21 Hum

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:57

Can't he just get an inflatable woman in any adult toy shop?

Guess it wouldn't have the same feeling.



#22 dark-heart

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 17:06

What's even better... if he gets locked up what are the other cons going to say to him, when they find out why he's in jail.



#23 Growled

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 02:10

What a sick person.