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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't but are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand:

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of Sh!t.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service. :D 
 

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Yes, certainly. Those who can't seem to imagine anyone's life without numbing their heads or just getting wasted or those who fancy their uppity-a "enjoying a drink", will always find an excuse to continue to do so. That said, people who carry their stupid water bottles around, posturing around with their fake-a healty lifestyle and listen to Steely Dan should choke on a celery.

 

A joke, you say? Ah... I'll get my coat.

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true to some extent, because bottled water goes through the same process  of purification.

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