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#31 cork1958



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Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:39

This is mainly an act of some dipstick who thought it would be cool to do this and post it where everyone in the world can see it and because the media seems to dig finding stupid stuff like this and making it go viral. I'm so sick of hearing that word. The dude was hoping for his 15 minutes of fame and he got it. Now I hope his stupidity affects him for life!


Don't know who is dumber, the dipstick in the story or the media for showing it!

#32 +Nik L

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 11:17

Now I hope his stupidity affects him for life!


I would assume it should.  Bearing in mind most companies of any worth do background checks now including googling your name...


That said, I doubt he was ever going to be Mr.ContributesToSociety...

#33 jwjw1



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Posted 24 July 2013 - 11:36

maybe he'll get a second chance and get a job campaigning for Anthony Weiner.... :laugh:

#34 +Nik L

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 11:39

Well judging by the image, a career on porn is not on the cards...

#35 techbeck


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Posted 24 July 2013 - 11:50

I will take a foot long club....hold the mayo....

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 12:13

When the customer ordered a salami sub this is not what they had in mind!

#37 MidnightDevil


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Posted 24 July 2013 - 15:15

That little dips*** should be punished for what he did. It's not a matter of being a teen, is a matter of being responsible for your own actions. Every restaurant should be careful the kind of staff (age) they hire, knowing that apparently "teens doing some crap around" is okay (and it is, to a certain point), this goes way too far. Its a matter of health and image, he damages both and should be punished. Probably should have his whiner chopped off and make him eat it in a Subway sandwich. Or his pee, or whatever. Little bastard. 

#38 vetGeoffrey B.

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 15:22

They were talking about this on the radio yesterday here in town (Columbus radio) and apparently none of it happened at the store it was done at the employees home. either way, they were fired and the store was shutdown for a complete cleaning by the owner.

#39 Tuishimi



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Posted 24 July 2013 - 15:33

I will take a foot long club....hold the mayo....



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Posted 24 July 2013 - 15:34

LOL, "I'm Big Bob, time for your ###### meat sandwich".



#41 Kalint


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Posted 24 July 2013 - 15:40

Now everyone knows he isn't a footlong!  WUHAHAHAHA!

#42 The Dingus Diddler

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 15:55

I didn't ask for cream cheese on this sub!