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#1 Tews


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 21:37


The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, about 66 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama
Albert A. Gore
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses. I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me.

And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.

#2 Biotoxic_hazard_835


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 21:46


#3 Lord Method Man

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 21:55


#4 virtorio


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 21:56

So, what you're saying is that alien/sheep/human hybrids are just as inept as regular humans.

#5 Phouchg


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 21:58

Hum would like a word with you about disrespecting aliens.


I have it from a reliable source that the mentioned aliens made several jackasses to breed with sheep in a controlled experiment (well, it might have gone out of hand a bit now), have been continuously observing them and are now compiling results to present to the intergalactic community a detailed paper about Species 4892-9a absolute gullibility and susceptiblity to suggestion.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 21:58

Moved to Jokes & Funny Stuff

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 22:00


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 22:04