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#1 tajul

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 02:19

An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.
Buy your ticket; get your wife's ticket free.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was.
All of them gave the same reply..."What trip?"
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Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the Living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:
"Hello Darling."
The husband responds in a low tone:
"Let me call you back later Honey, the stupid woman is in the kitchen.
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Cool message by a wife

Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"
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Husband was throwing knives at his wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what are you doing?"
His honest reply, "MISSING YOU."
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A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?
Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.
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Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to swirl around & no one teaches a man how to choose a wife.
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
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Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!



 




#2 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 02:38

Clever! 



#3 Shiranui

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 02:41

Mostly OK, but
 

Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the Living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:
"Hello Darling."
The husband responds in a low tone:
"Let me call you back later Honey, the stupid woman is in the kitchen.


Leaving aside the husband's apparent failure to recognize his own wife's voice, even when she refers to him as 'darling', why would the husband address an unknown female caller as if she were his girlfriend?
I supposed he could have been expecting a call that day from his bit on the side, who also calls him darling, and has a voice similar to that of his wife, and picked up without looking at the number, but that's stretching it.

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A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?
Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.


This one is not too bad, but the doctor is inferring that sleep talking is a consequence of not speaking enough when awake. We also don't know what the husband was saying. I guess it can be written off as comedic licence.

#4 +mulligan2k

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 21:31

Mostly OK, but
 

Leaving aside the husband's apparent failure to recognize his own wife's voice, even when she refers to him as 'darling', why would the husband address an unknown female caller as if she were his girlfriend?
I supposed he could have been expecting a call that day from his bit on the side, who also calls him darling, and has a voice similar to that of his wife, and picked up without looking at the number, but that's stretching it.


This one is not too bad, but the doctor is inferring that sleep talking is a consequence of not speaking enough when awake. We also don't know what the husband was saying. I guess it can be written off as comedic licence.

 

your right, im beginning to think these quotes didn't actually happen, almost like someone has wrote them for a laugh!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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