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so I guess im a porn star then

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porn star sex its film for 4 minutes take a break film for 4 more take a break *LOL* do that in real life and see how long you can last...

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porn star sex its film for 4 minutes take a break film for 4 more take a break *LOL* do that in real life and see how long you can last...

You can last for a very long time. Up to the point it will actually hurt.

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How long? 4 hours? After that, see a doctor.

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so I guess im a porn star then

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Thought not all the time :P

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I feel lucky to have won the sex lottery then.

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That video was so bad, it's unreal. Either I'm watching the wrong porn, or they've replayed the same DVD over and over again and not watched different porn. 

The numbers don't add up to what they're trying to put over either:

  "only 40% of women have tried anal"

then at the end

  "finally, what about light bondage? well only 40% tried it... *whipe sound* wait thats actually quite a lot *hmmm sound*"

 

All the numbers there are quite high, and given the population even 20% of women is a LOT. I'm sure if they look at all the different porn out there, they'll find a LOT of hairy ladies too, and certainly a lot of different looking vaginas.

 

But yeah.. they can't say real life sex isn't like porn... maybe they're doing it wrong :D

 

My sex life puts porn to shame.

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Made my wife laugh.

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That banana and the nutella... :laugh:

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Haha! Watched it yesterday. Laughed so hard  :shifty: LOL

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3 minutes? It takes longer for my tea to steep...

 

I think this video is a bit off, but it is funny.

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Hilarious video - thanks for posting...

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"Wait ... That's actually quite a lot" HAHA!

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But what about folk that dont eat fruit? :rolleyes: :rofl: :laugh:

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Makes me a ''MEGA'' pr0n starlette.

I also will do it for an audience I make sure my woman screams so loud our landlord has received many complaints.

Pr0n Lesbian is for men 99% and 1% of women.

I read somewhere, women prefer to see two d00ds at it.

Good for them, I don't like wathcing pr0n, I do pr0n.

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[citation needed]

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lol 3 minutes? um how is that even considered sex by any standard? I would be ashamed of 3 mins :D 71% of women don't experience orgasm? lol I wonder why, their men are hung like 12 yr olds :D What a phony "research" advert

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I think I would rather have porn sex. :P

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Thought I'd do some research, turns out some of the statements are true.

 

Average erect length, per Wikipedia (and other sources cited in the Wikipedia page), is only a little over 5 inches.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Erect_length

 

Men usually reach orgasm 5-10 minutes after vaginal intercourse starts.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation#Stimulation

 

I would imagine most of these points aren't very far from being accurate, they just failed at citing their sources.

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Sex and food just don't mix at all for me... I'm going to be sick :x.

 

Oh, and I have a gusher ;) :D :punk:


Thought I'd do some research, turns out some of the statements are true.

 

Average erect length, per Wikipedia (and other sources cited in the Wikipedia page), is only a little over 5 inches.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Erect_length

 

Men usually reach orgasm 5-10 minutes after vaginal intercourse starts.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation#Stimulation

 

I would imagine most of these points aren't very far from being accurate, they just failed at citing their sources.

 

Yeah...  the statistics may have focused on younger adults.  As you get older, guys, it becomes more like:

 

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The fact that 20% of women have been in a threesome also seem pretty high to me.  But I like those odds!

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The fact that 20% of women have been in a threesome also seem pretty high to me.  But I like those odds!

 

Interestingly that either means 30% or 60% of the population has had a threesome if you assume the numbers are accounting for each person.

 

If the threesomes were 2f1m then the numbers would suggest as low as 30%, but on the flip side, the upper limit with 2m1f means it could be as high as 60% of the population.

 

And if it's more then 50%, that means threesomes are more normal, then a couple having sex. Seems a bit weird, but if its less then 50% it means females are more up for threesomes then men are... not sure what that means.. maybe I need to start asking around :D

Please tell me my numbers mean I'm getting a 2f1m threesome soon :o

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Damn, Im a pornstar in every respect!!! 

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porn star sex its film for 4 minutes take a break film for 4 more take a break *LOL* do that in real life and see how long you can last...

 

Source?

 

Interestingly that either means 30% or 60% of the population has had a threesome if you assume the numbers are accounting for each person.

 

If the threesomes were 2f1m then the numbers would suggest as low as 30%, but on the flip side, the upper limit with 2m1f means it could be as high as 60% of the population.

 

And if it's more then 50%, that means threesomes are more normal, then a couple having sex. Seems a bit weird, but if its less then 50% it means females are more up for threesomes then men are... not sure what that means.. maybe I need to start asking around  :D

Please tell me my numbers mean I'm getting a 2f1m threesome soon  :o

 
Why not 2m1f?

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The only thing NSFW is the audio. Wow do I feel some of the stuff is over censored on this site. Then again there's probably a bunch of idiotic and prude bosses around.

 

Also, wtf is up with them using the word civilian penis, as if porn stars aren't civilians. Dude, everybody has been using the word civilian lately to describe someone not in a social circle of some sort and of a lower class or some crap. I notice things like that.

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