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#1 +Frank B.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 18:00

Watch and learn:

 




#2 vcfan

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 18:02

so I guess im a porn star then



#3 vetneufuse

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 18:06

porn star sex its film for 4 minutes take a break film for 4 more take a break *LOL* do that in real life and see how long you can last...



#4 LaP

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 18:12

porn star sex its film for 4 minutes take a break film for 4 more take a break *LOL* do that in real life and see how long you can last...


You can last for a very long time. Up to the point it will actually hurt.

#5 COKid

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 18:16

How long? 4 hours? After that, see a doctor.



#6 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 18:19

so I guess im a porn star then

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Thought not all the time :p



#7 Skin

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 18:21

I feel lucky to have won the sex lottery then.



#8 sagum

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 18:22

That video was so bad, it's unreal. Either I'm watching the wrong porn, or they've replayed the same DVD over and over again and not watched different porn. 

The numbers don't add up to what they're trying to put over either:

  "only 40% of women have tried anal"

then at the end

  "finally, what about light bondage? well only 40% tried it... *whipe sound* wait thats actually quite a lot *hmmm sound*"

 

All the numbers there are quite high, and given the population even 20% of women is a LOT. I'm sure if they look at all the different porn out there, they'll find a LOT of hairy ladies too, and certainly a lot of different looking vaginas.

 

But yeah.. they can't say real life sex isn't like porn... maybe they're doing it wrong :D

 

My sex life puts porn to shame.



#9 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 23:54

Made my wife laugh.

#10 HellboundIRL

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 23:59

That banana and the nutella... :laugh:



#11 einsteinbqat

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 00:07

Haha! Watched it yesterday. Laughed so hard  :shifty: LOL



#12 +LogicalApex

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 00:08

3 minutes? It takes longer for my tea to steep...

 

I think this video is a bit off, but it is funny.



#13 Cute James

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 00:30

Hilarious video - thanks for posting...



#14 +warwagon

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 14:12

"Wait ... That's actually quite a lot" HAHA!



#15 arachnoid

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 14:19

But what about folk that dont eat fruit? :rolleyes: :rofl: :laugh: