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#1 Hum

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 23:15

He’ll fix you up if you fix him up. :huh:

A pompous Park Avenue surgeon is offering free cosmetic services in exchange for dates with women who meet his incredibly exacting standards — “very skinny” dress size 0-2, white, aged 27-35, graduate of an Ivy League school, “Type B” personality (not “Type A” like him), and a rating of 8 or 9 on a 1-to-10 attractiveness scale.

Dr. Emil Chynn, 47, who runs Park Avenue LASEK, blasted out his matchmaking criteria and compensation plan to random attendees of a New Jersey networking event — whose cards he scooped up for potential matches, not business.

After striking out with the city’s top matchmakers who charge up to $1,000 per date, the Harvard-educated doctor created a “win-win” situation where he offers his services as thank-you gifts for hot dates.

For a first date, he’ll shell out a $100 reward. He’ll offer free eyelash-enhancer Latisse or pay $200 for the second date; he’ll offer free Botox or pay $300 for a third date; he’ll offer free Juvederm injections or $400 for a fourth date; and free Lasek surgery on one eye worth $2,000 or $500 cash for a fifth date.

But his requirements are extreme. He won’t even see the potential date unless she fits his exacting criteria — including having no children, having a college degree and living a healthy lifestyle.

“These are my Hard (Objective) Dating Parameters which are NOT Flexible,” he wrote in a mass e-mail.

“This means I am only willing to pay for introductions if ALL these criteria are met, if you want to set me up w someone missing 1 of these criteria, I may accept, but will not pay for that.”

He wants a woman with a graduate degree or Ivy League undergraduate degree “since I went to 3 Ivy League schools i.e. Dartmouth, Columbia & Harvard, as well as Emory and my MBA from NYU.” he said.

She must also be a Christian, someone who has spent time outside of the United States and who has lived in a city of more than 1 million people, and must like pets “because I plan to have a dog for the rest of my life,” he wrote.

The results — so far — have been underwhelming, he admitted.

Since he sent the e-mail, he’s only had two set-ups — but he rejected both because they didn’t meet his parameters.

“The yield is very low because I’m so picky,” he told The Post.

“I’m not crazy I just want someone who’s the right age and same the same sort of education and we’re compatible and loves me for me.”

Blogger Marc Ensign, who briefly met Chynn at the Department of Commerce networking event in Paramus last year and received his bizarre e-mail the next day, posted the blast on his blog last week.

“He kind of walked in, very hurried. He said, ‘Here’s my card, I’m surgeon,’ and moved on to the next guy,” Ensign told The Post. “We didn’t talk too much because he was busy, busy, busy.”

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#2 Growled

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 14:01

What a scumbag. Maybe he'll get a disease for all of his hard work.



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Posted 27 August 2013 - 20:18

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i wouldnt be so picky.



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Posted 27 August 2013 - 20:27

omg he should not be so picky. If he wants a size 0-2 im sure he knows plenty of doctors who treat ppl with anorexia/bolemia... i wouldnt touch someone in that dress size to save my life.



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Posted 27 August 2013 - 20:29

“I’m not crazy I just want someone who’s the right age and same the same sort of education and we’re compatible and loves me for me.”

Ha. But he's not willing to love someone for who she is, right?

 

I suspect he will die alone. Or relax his standards eventually.



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Posted 27 August 2013 - 20:31

So he's shallow, egotistic and wonders why he can't find someone to share that with?



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Posted 27 August 2013 - 20:35

God damit, why I haven't thought on this????? I of course would be "more flexible" :D



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Posted 27 August 2013 - 20:36

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 20:47

seems like he should just stick with the $1000 a night "dates"



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Posted 27 August 2013 - 22:04

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i wouldnt be so picky.

hey, he has a winner.. I wonder what type this dog is... :x



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Posted 27 August 2013 - 22:55

^ Looks like one of those russian dogs.



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Posted 28 August 2013 - 00:39

I wonder how many takers he has had?



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Posted 28 August 2013 - 14:08

I wonder how good his cosmetics are.