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#1 Gerowen

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 03:03

I'm no Warwagon, but I figured I'd take a stab at it.  I just noticed after taking this photo that my computer needs a cleaning, but I'm too lazy to re-take the photo, :p

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#2 mega31

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 03:15

Still wont stop them from collecting the phone, your mail, your data that they already have, your skype calls, your chats, your iphone usage, your....

 

See i could just be the energizer bunny, it just keeps going, and going, and going, and going LMAO!!



#3 COKid

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 03:22

Quick, run for the hills.

 

:alien: The NSA is EVERYWHERE. :alien:



#4 +virtorio

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 03:23

Actual solution:

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#5 Solid Knight

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 03:41

Have terabytes and terabytes of junk data.



#6 Atomic Wanderer Chicken

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 03:47

The solution is to revert to 1950s technology!



#7 rfirth

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 04:23

The solution is to revert to 1950s technology!

 

Your 1950's era home telephone can still be tapped ;)



#8 +MikeChipshop

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 06:51

Only solution is to live in a cave underground in the Australian outback and never come out. Hunting for food with a bow and arrow made from trees and roots. All, still, without leaving said cave.

Is it worth it? No.

#9 Xerino

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 16:54

You have successfully "Warwagon'd".. Not funny, but I get it, and for god sakes, whoevers computer that is, they need a can of compressed air STAT.



#10 ahhell

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 16:57

That picture isn't large enough.



#11 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 17:02

What cable is that?
(I always thought cat 5 and 5e were yellow or blue 6 and 7 black.....)

#12 Astra.Xtreme

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 17:16

Well if you aren't hiding anything, then the NSA doesn't have any reason to waste their time on you.



#13 OP Gerowen

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 18:30

What cable is that?
(I always thought cat 5 and 5e were yellow or blue 6 and 7 black.....)

It's just a green CatVe cable I made myself.  That's why there is fuzz poking out the back of the connector, I just folded the kevlar fibers back out of the way when I crimped it.



#14 episode

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 18:33

What cable is that?
(I always thought cat 5 and 5e were yellow or blue 6 and 7 black.....)

 

Color of the cable has nothing to do with anything.



#15 Growled

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 18:50

You'll eventually have to plug it back in. What then? :p