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movies 'Jaws' is getting rebooted?

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Shark takes down titanic 2 lol

Sorry, a tsunami/Ice already did that, it would have to be Titanic 3!

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/

I loved the original JAWS so I can't imagine them making a decent go of this, especially when it would be as someone else has already stated, a CGI Fest. If they do it then I hope they try and make it original in someway and not a straight copy.

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Let's see. A CGI shark, Brody will be Kristina Bowden wearing a bikini the whole time (I'm not against this change), and Quint will be a young officer who was dishonorably discharged because his clean shaven face and bulging muscles weren't enough to mask the fact that he is a deeply sensitive soul who doesn't want to suffer the harshness of war. He will end up saving Kristina Bowden from the shark in a wrestling match.

Guest starring Christopher Walken as Hooper.

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We're gonna need a bigger budget. 

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Still waiting on a couple movies...

 

Toilet Shark (a shark that can shrink itself to swim through plumbing and devour people on the toilet)

Megashark versus Blowfish

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Still waiting on a couple movies...

 

Toilet Shark (a shark that can shrink itself to swim through plumbing and devour people on the toilet)

Megashark versus Blowfish

 

Stop giving free ideas to The Asylum

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Toilet Shark (a shark that can shrink itself to swim through plumbing and devour people on the toilet)

You know Syfy would buy this!

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Another classic from the childhood of my generation about to be ruined :(

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If they use practical effects it might be good and perhaps not a remake but a sequel. With today's practical effects I think they could make a good film, certainly better than the 2nd, 3rd and 4th. Also it must have gore, I want decomposing body's missing arms and legs with big chunks taken out of them. Look at Quint's death, even by today's standards it's very brutal.

 

NOT THIS, NO, NOO, NOOOOOO

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Not just no but HELL NO!!!!!

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That Jaws 3 scene lol lol, so potty cgi lol

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That Jaws 3 scene lol lol, so potty cgi lol

 

I think it was a cheap 3d scene made to be looked at with cheap 3d glasses.

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