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#1 tajul

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 11:04


An American and an Australian go to a pastry shop.

The American whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice.

The American says to the Australian: You see how clever we are? You’ll never beat that!

The Australian says to the American: Watch this, an Australian is always cleverer than a American.

He says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!

The baker gives him the cookie which the Australian promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:

Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

Then he says again: Give me one more cookie... The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.

The Australian eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: And where is your famous magic trick?

The Australian says: Look in the American’s pocket!


 




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Posted 16 August 2013 - 11:07

Haha oh dear



#3 Steven P.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 11:07

4 out of 5 warwagons*.

 

 

*higher is worse



#4 articuno1au

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 11:17

But does worse mean the joke is bad, or that it's more war wagon'esque?

 

Too complicated tbh.

 

9/10 - Would tell :p



#5 Steven P.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 11:18

1 - silly

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5 - watdafuqdidijustread?



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Posted 16 August 2013 - 11:35

1 - silly

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5 - watdafuqdidijustread?

 

 

LMAO ... :rofl:



#7 +Nik L

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 11:35

And a British man comes in, pays for 9 cookies, 3 for him and 3 for each of the other 2 uncouth gentleman.  Doff's his hat and bids a good day.  Like a Sir ;)