nsfw The non-tech confessions thread

[The Evil Overlord]

I sometimes just put the most disgusting sandwiches together and eat them...

 

For example, Chocolate Spread, Mayo and Onions > >. And I like it :x!

Wait til you try ham, cheese, jam, pickle and mayo :p

[The Evil Overlord]

To bring the thread back on topic:

 

I never did any homework or study for exams in grammar school. 

Strangeley enough, neither did I, walked out of secondary School a Straight A student, and became a truck driver (3rd Gen)

[Anibal P]

I knew it! You are into pornography! lol

 

 

 

A friend of mine started having grey hair in his teenage years.  Now he has full grey hair... no dye.   Could be from DNA.

 

I started turning grey at 19, at 41 now and almost full on grey, from the beginning I embraced it instead of wasting money on hiding it, for many years I had more greys than my Mom, she eventually passed me but it was only in the last decade or so :)

[thomastmc]

When I was like 7 or 8, I was riding in the back seat of my dad's car with my brother and a large insect flew in through the window while we were on the highway. It landed on the seat next to me and made some buzzing and I leaned forward and scrambled a little to get out of it's way and try to see what it was. I couldn't find it after that, and then I sat back into the seat.

 

Bottom line, I got stung in the testicles by a bumble bee through my pants. I screamed and cried so much that my dad pulled to the side of the road and got everybody out of the car to find the bee. He then inspected everything with my pants down to make sure I was OK, while cars continued to stream by us.

 

It was one of the most painful days of my life, in more ways than one :)

 

Bonus: Once, while playing out in my Grandma's backyard (which had 3 fairly large trees) with cousins, I was running and then felt something wet hit my head and splash down my forehead. My Grandma and Aunt saw everything and looked stunned. They yelled at me to not put my hand on my head and ran inside for a towel. Everyone in the house was following my Aunt with huge grins when she came back out with the towel.

 

Bottom line, a bird s**t on my head.

[fizza]

-When telemarketers ring, i pretend i am the ultimate cornholio from Beavis and Butthead.
 

-When I don't want to give people my real name, i tell them that my name is Louis Theroux.

[He's Dead Jim]

How's that a confession? Unless you dye?

OK, I'll try and think of something embarrassing them...

 

my two front teeth are crowned, after I fell off a train at edinburgh railway station circa 1979

[Draconian Guppy]

OK, I'll try and think of something embarrassing them...

 

my two front teeth are crowned, after I fell off a train at edinburgh railway station circa 1979

Sorry didn't mean to be a nag/troll 

 

I've avoided crowns all my life:/

[-T- Member]

I've been dating a filipino transgendered woman for the past 3 years. Most people don't know of her past

[Mystic Mungis]

Ohh this just came back to me! When I was younger, between 3-5 I think, I was always worried that there was a sign on the back of my head that had my thoughts on it and I wore a hat everywhere. 

[Phouchg]

Ohh this just came back to me! When I was younger, between 3-5 I think, I was always worried that there was a sign on the back of my head that had my thoughts on it and I wore a hat everywhere. 

 

Oh, that isn't normal? I often still have that feeling, except these days it's all, of course, wireless.

[metallithrax]

I ate a worm when I was younger, straight from the ground.

[medhunter]

I ate a worm when I was younger, straight from the ground.

you mean 8 a worm.

[astropheed Veteran]

-Up until I was 15 or so I thought euthanasia was talking about the Youth in Asia, I couldn't understand the big deal... Why are the Youth in Asia wrong?

-When I'm in the passenger seat of a car I imagine a tiny version of The Flash running beside the car jumping over the obstacles.

-I don't like to sleep in the same bed as my Wife, we sleep in different rooms. I can't stand how people move beside me and I want to sleep.

-When I'm in the City by myself I look and act like everything is amazing and new to me so hopefully people think I'm an Alien or something.

-Sometimes I pretend I can't talk.... for hours. I used to do it a long time ago as a cashier. I would nod or point when customers asked me questions. When I was really young I'd do it for days.

-I can't fall asleep without a Fan on.

-I wear mismatched socks on purpose, every time, even if I find a match.

[TAZMINATOR]

I ate a worm when I was younger, straight from the ground.

 

You are not only one who do that... I have seen other kids do that..  

[+LogicalApex MVC]

Up until High School I said island as is-land. As I hated the concept of silent letters (I still do since I thnk the whole purpose of written language is to be a direct reflection of spoken language, but I digress)...

 

Then I started seeing all these commercials for a school for kids with learning problems with a kid saying island as "is-land" all the time. I stopped saying it so I didn't get viewed that way :(

 

I had no problems reading so it wasn't a learning disability issue for me.

[remixedcat]

Oh, that isn't normal? I often still have that feeling, except these days it's all, of course, wireless.

 

I work for a company that's allready doing this.... 

 

My confession: I went thru Utah and didn't stop and ask a mormon about magnets. I felt both good and bad for not doing so. Still conflicts in my head and that was 3 months ago. :( 

[123456789A]

I used to think "demonstrate" only had one definition, so when someone told me that protesters were "demonstrating" outside of an abortion clinic, I thought they were actually doing abortions outside for people to see. They couldn't understand why I was looking at them like they were crazy.

[sanctified Veteran]

• Every time I see someone using the following I immediately assume they are douches (Yes, this makes me one too, but I cant help it): Oakley or other high-tech looking or aerodynamic sun shades, ed hardy clothes, aeropostale clothes, american eagle clothes, lacoste clothes.

For some strange reason sometimes I rather masturbate than having sex.

I loathe people who dont read or only read bestsellers or fantasy even when I know I'm being unreasonable.

I used to boast every time I could about my intelligence. Now I am a little ashamed of it and rather choose to be quiet. At least in public.

My students invite me all the time to their parties. I always find a reason to never go. I hate parties.

[Draconian Guppy]

lolwut?

 

 

• For some strange reason sometimes I rather masturbate than having sex

 

How is that better than actual sex? I mean, I understand not having to worry about pleasing the other party, but still :rofl:

[madd-hatter]

Bottom line, a bird s**t on my head.

I was once playing in an outdoor 3v3 tourney, actively dribbling the ball at the top of the key, and a bird s**t on my shoulder, splashed and hit my defender in the face. It looked like tar...

 

When I'm in the passenger seat of a car I imagine a tiny version of The Flash running beside the car jumping over the obstacles.

 Wow! I do this too, although I imagine that it's myself zipping around next to the vehicle and on skates or something doing tricks.

 

How is that better than actual sex? I mean, I understand not having to worry about pleasing the other party, but still :rofl:

Possible complications and clean-up are avoided. Porn could also be more stimulating than reality...

 

 

I remember that I had a hard time understanding the concept of "every other" when I was in 1st/2nd grade.

I was a repeating shoplifter throughout my youth... I stole from a dollar store for the first time when I was very young, probably around 6-7. I wanted a stuffed lizard and I wanted a mystery brown paper bag (I know, wtf.) My mom told me I could have 1, so I pried open a staple, and shoved the lizard in the bag... (The bag had some type of silly-putty/clay in it.)

I never had a problem stealing from department stores after that... Until I aged to around 19-20ish and the risks started to outweigh the rewards. I never stole from individuals, only chains.

It's been a long time since I've stolen anything but I can't help to think about it every time I'm holding a $7 pocket-sized bottle of eye-drops or something...

 

Stealing was way too easy and I don't think I was ever anywhere near close to getting caught. I had never really discussed it so... Yeah... Self-incrimination!

[episode]

How is that better than actual sex? I mean, I understand not having to worry about pleasing the other party, but still :rofl:

 

Because if you're doing the sex right, its a s***load of work.

[sanctified Veteran]

lolwut?

 

 

 

How is that better than actual sex? I mean, I understand not having to worry about pleasing the other party, but still :rofl:

 

Cant answer you. It's not that I think it's better. I just rather avoid the pleasantries that come after.

[Draconian Guppy]

Cant answer you. It's not that I think it's better. I just rather avoid the pleasantries that come after.

It didn't require answering, just posted to see teh above reactions ;) but shhhhhhh

[sanctified Veteran]

It didn't require answering, just posted to see teh above reactions ;) but shhhhhhh

 

Wanna know the worst thing? I have a gf hahaha

[Draconian Guppy]

Wanna know the worst thing? I have a gf hahaha

I'm guessing she probably knows about it so no point in blackmailing you :P