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#31 +Nik L

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 20:45

I like chubby girls. You know, maybe 20-40 pounds overweight? Of course, depending on how the weight is distributed. I have never been attracted to skinny chicks.

 

 

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#32 Sir Topham Hatt

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 16:47

  • When driving my car, sometimes I pretend it's a train.
     
  • On the way out from work, I press the "help" button on the car park exit so when my colleague answers it, I will have already driven off.
     
  • I have a spreadsheet with a directory of movies, what size the file is, what resolution and the source, split into whether it is a film, tv series or documentary.
     
  • When requesting free samples, I use dummy names.  'Heather Hedge', 'Bill Bricky' and 'Mrs BigBottom' have all arrived with no problems.

 

I have others, too disgusting I'm too ashamed to mention.



#33 OP +Frank B.

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 16:50

I've farted on a full train, then looked accusingly at a 3-year-old standing next to me.



#34 The Dingus Diddler

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 17:07

I had a party at my old flat and ended up having sex with a friend, turns out she was a squirter so I put a towel down. Next morning we woke up to another one of my friends coming in to ask where the towels were. I told him to get the one on the radiator... 5 minutes later I remembered that was the one from the night before. I've never told him that. 



#35 vcfan

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 17:21

I've always thought eagle pencils look delicious. I've eaten a few because they look so irresistible. to this day,there is something about them that makes me mad. teachers had to ban my parents from buying them for me as a kid. this is not a joke. im ****ed.



#36 OP +Frank B.

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 17:27

I've always thought eagle pencils look delicious. I've eaten a few because they look so irresistible. to this day,there is something about them that makes me mad. teachers had to ban my parents from buying them for me as a kid. this is not a joke. im ****ed.

Wait a second. You ate pencils? o.0

 

Surely they're hard to digest..



#37 shozilla

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 17:29

This could easily derail into... So I'll go ahead.

 

 

I did something naughty :shifty:

 

I knew it! You are into pornography! lol

 

 

How's that a confession? Unless you dye?

 

A friend of mine started having grey hair in his teenage years.  Now he has full grey hair... no dye.   Could be from DNA.



#38 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 18:20

I had a party at my old flat and ended up having sex with a friend, turns out she was a squirter so I put a towel down. Next morning we woke up to another one of my friends coming in to ask where the towels were. I told him to get the one on the radiator... 5 minutes later I remembered that was the one from the night before. I've never told him that. 

been there :laugh:  But:

 

In my experience one towel is never enough  :huh:

 

I knew it! You are into pornography! lol

 

Wait you mean to tell me, google is NOT for pr0n? :p



#39 The Dingus Diddler

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 18:47

been there :laugh:  But:

 

In my experience one towel is never enough  :huh:

Yupp, I learned a valuable life lesson that night :p



#40 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 18:56

Yupp, I learned a valuable life lesson that night :p

That being said, you can't go back to non squirters amirite?

 

Also, I think I need to change subject, this isn't marked NSFW. 



#41 OP +Frank B.

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 18:58

That being said, you can't go back to non squirters amirite?

 

Also, I think I need to change subject, this isn't marked NSFW. 

It is now.



#42 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 19:02

It is now.

Was that done just now or am I blind ?  :huh:  In any case...

 

I loveeeeeeeeeeee squirters  :shiftyninja:  :shiftyninja:  :shiftyninja:



#43 OP +Frank B.

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 19:06

Was that done just now or am I blind ?  :huh:  In any case...

 

I loveeeeeeeeeeee squirters  :shiftyninja:  :shiftyninja:  :shiftyninja:

One of the sub2 benefits is being able to edit your posts. Including thread titles.



#44 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 19:09

One of the sub2 benefits is being able to edit your posts. Including thread titles.

I love you



#45 shozilla

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 19:09

Was that done just now or am I blind ?  :huh:  In any case...

 

I loveeeeeeeeeeee squirters  :shiftyninja:  :shiftyninja:  :shiftyninja:

 

Figures.