If you were an Animal, . . . . What would you be & Why?


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i'd wanna shapeshift into a jaguar, just to hang out all day in a forest and play. Also I'd like to cuddle like a cat with a significant other, lick her ears, purr..... oops!  :laugh:

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A cat. Specifically a domestic one. I would love to spend my days napping in the sun or chasing things around, and have food provided for me, and affection when I want it.

 

Then again, flight would be nice too. Maybe I'll be a peregrine falcon :D fastest animal in the world, predator rather than prey, plus the females are larger and tend to dominate in that species. Sign me up!

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According to my wife, I'm already an animal. ;)

 

I believe the taxonomic name would be either "Hobo Slobbus", or maybe "Slobbus Erectus". :p

 

Got you down right here for your next life ;)

 

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Oh my god, yeah, a cat. But which kind! I couldn't pick! I love Asian Leopard Cats though (we have an F1 Bengal). Jaguar would be so badass too.

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According to my wife, I'm already an animal. ;)

 

I believe the taxonomic name would be either "Hobo Slobbus", or maybe "Slobbus Erectus". :p

 

I believe I have the same problem as you. :D

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I would be a fish eagle. They are so good at what the do, they only have to hunt six minutes a day. I also like raw fish like they do. They have no natural predators and can fly about for fun.

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1st choice: Human, obviously.

Reason: Superior intelligence, outside of the food chain, subjectively the best looking females.

Cons: Ignorance is bliss.

 

2nd choice: House Cat, but only if it belongs to a loving family.

Reason: Pretty much the laziest life ever, does whatever it wants.

Cons: Food.

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1st choice: Human, obviously.

Reason: Superior intelligence, outside of the food chain, subjectively the best looking females.

Cons: Ignorance is bliss.

 

2nd choice: House Cat, but only if it belongs to a loving family.

Reason: Pretty much the laziest life ever, does whatever it wants.

Cons: Food.

If you were one of our cats you'd get a healthy diet of raw chicken, hearts, and livers. To a cat, it certainly would be a King's diet.

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You can find some friends and mimic bonobo behavior, if you want to. Don't know why you'd want to.

They're peaceful in nature and every occasion is a reason to get freaky. What's not to like?

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