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If you were an Animal, . . . . What would you be & Why?


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#31 FloatingFatMan

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 16:35

According to my wife, I'm already an animal. ;)

 

I believe the taxonomic name would be either "Hobo Slobbus", or maybe "Slobbus Erectus". :p




#32 Charisma

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 16:41

A cat. Specifically a domestic one. I would love to spend my days napping in the sun or chasing things around, and have food provided for me, and affection when I want it.

 

Then again, flight would be nice too. Maybe I'll be a peregrine falcon :D fastest animal in the world, predator rather than prey, plus the females are larger and tend to dominate in that species. Sign me up!



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 16:45

According to my wife, I'm already an animal. ;)

 

I believe the taxonomic name would be either "Hobo Slobbus", or maybe "Slobbus Erectus". :p

 

Got you down right here for your next life ;)

 

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#34 +Bryan R.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 16:47

Oh my god, yeah, a cat. But which kind! I couldn't pick! I love Asian Leopard Cats though (we have an F1 Bengal). Jaguar would be so badass too.



#35 FloatingFatMan

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 17:17

Got you down right here for your next life ;)

 

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Nah, a sloth is way too energetic for me! :p



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 17:40

A bonobo



#37 Growled

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 17:44

According to my wife, I'm already an animal. ;)

 

I believe the taxonomic name would be either "Hobo Slobbus", or maybe "Slobbus Erectus". :p

 

I believe I have the same problem as you. :D



#38 tuckeratlarge

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 18:13

I would be a fish eagle. They are so good at what the do, they only have to hunt six minutes a day. I also like raw fish like they do. They have no natural predators and can fly about for fun.



#39 astropheed

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 21:58

1st choice: Human, obviously.

Reason: Superior intelligence, outside of the food chain, subjectively the best looking females.

Cons: Ignorance is bliss.

 

2nd choice: House Cat, but only if it belongs to a loving family.

Reason: Pretty much the laziest life ever, does whatever it wants.

Cons: Food.



#40 Crisp

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 22:09

T1000



#41 remixedcat

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 04:24

A CAT OF COURSE!!! :cat:



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Posted 23 September 2013 - 21:16

1st choice: Human, obviously.

Reason: Superior intelligence, outside of the food chain, subjectively the best looking females.

Cons: Ignorance is bliss.

 

2nd choice: House Cat, but only if it belongs to a loving family.

Reason: Pretty much the laziest life ever, does whatever it wants.

Cons: Food.

If you were one of our cats you'd get a healthy diet of raw chicken, hearts, and livers. To a cat, it certainly would be a King's diet.



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Posted 23 September 2013 - 21:31

Probably a turtle because I'm lazy and slow. :)



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Posted 24 September 2013 - 00:11

I'd be a slithery snake cuz i like to slither and thssss, thssssssssss

 

 

I am King Cobra!!!



#45 Ci7

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 00:15

Eagle.

 

Just because :p