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The Devil Made me Send This..


Siamese twins walk into a Toronto bar and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, ?Don?t mind us; we?re joined at the hip.
I?m John, he?s Jim. Two Molson drafts please.?

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
while pouring the beers. ?Been on holiday yet, lads??

?Off to England next month,? says John. ?We go to England every year,
rent a car and drive for miles. Don?t we, Jim??

Jim agrees.

?Ah, England!? says the bartender.
?Wonderful country ? the history, the beer, the culture ??

?Nah, we don?t like that British crap,? says John. ?Hamburgers and Molson?s beer,
that?s us, eh Jim? And we can?t stand the English ? they?re so arrogant and rude.?

?So why keep going to England?? asks the bartender.

?It?s the only chance Jim gets to drive.?

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Oh so wrong :P

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To be fair, they could just import a car from Japan/UK/Australia/etc...

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