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#1 Hum

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 16:12

GOTHENBURG, Sweden, Sept. 21 (UPI) -- A Swedish man who was apparently drunk was arrested for allegedly urinating on fruit in a grocery store, police said.

Police said the suspect entered a supermarket in Gothenburg in western Sweden and stumbled into the produce section -- where he began peeing on a pile of apples and oranges.

Store employees said the fruit was worth 700 kroner ($110) and had to be thrown away, TheLocal.se said Saturday.

Store security held the man down while police responded to the scene.

Officers charged the man with vandalism.

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 16:18

It happens, we've all been there...



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Posted 22 September 2013 - 22:09

^ I thought that was you in the produce aisle ...



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Posted 23 September 2013 - 18:40

 

A Swedish man who was apparently drunk was arrested for allegedly urinating on fruit in a grocery store, police said.

 

Apparently drunk? I wonder what gave it away. :D



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Posted 23 September 2013 - 18:43

He obviously was making Cider.

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 19:49

^ I thought that was you in the produce aisle ...

 

You never know. :D



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Posted 25 September 2013 - 13:38

like a boss



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Posted 25 September 2013 - 13:49

Customer: This is some really ****y produce! :rofl:

 

EDIT: Seriously?  You can't say pissy (rhymes with sissy) but you can say urinate? :o



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Posted 25 September 2013 - 18:28

 

where he began peeing on a pile of apples and oranges.

 

 

It would have been epic if he had been peeing on bananas. :D



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Posted 25 September 2013 - 18:30

On the flip side, if you are growing the food Urine does help fertilize and make it grow better.



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Posted 25 September 2013 - 20:57

What's with the Swedes lately? One dude is beating the meat on the beach and another is pissin' all over the fruit and veg.

 

 

Put away the Absolut, guys.



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Posted 25 September 2013 - 21:00

On the flip side, if you are growing the food Urine does help fertilize and make it grow better.

 

lolwut? Go pee on your lawn and tell me what it looks like in a few days.



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Posted 25 September 2013 - 23:49

^ Always got greener in our yard. ;)



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Posted 26 September 2013 - 00:15

^ Always got greener in our yard. ;)

Maybe it's cause' I drink energy drinks, but there is a dead spot beside our porch where I pee in the yard all the time, lol.



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Posted 27 September 2013 - 14:31

^ If you keep dumping pee in the same spot, yes, it will kill off grass.  You need to spread it around.

 

Urine is a good, mild fertilizer.

 

But too high amounts will kill off plants.