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#16 compl3x

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 02:58

You're all wrong, of course. Satellites can read minds. Major League Baseball has been spying on us for years:

 

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#17 spenser.d

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 03:09

You're all wrong, of course. Satellites can read minds. Major League Baseball has been spying on us for years:

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Ha, that brings back memories.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 03:19

Not a big deal; people seem to be having less and less of them.



#19 FloatingFatMan

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:17

Didn't we do this thread once already with that... odd guy, Nullie?



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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:55

Didn't we do this thread once already with that... odd guy, Nullie?

 

Yeah, but it was a pretty fun thread, wasn't it? :)



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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:58

If a satellite can read my thoughts , I will crash it / BSOD it . I have so many things going on in my mind...



#22 KingCracker

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 06:01

It can't if you are wearing tin foil. 



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Posted 25 September 2013 - 06:35

A satellite can't read our thoughts...yet. It doesn't need to. It fulfils another mission.

 

Why read someone's brain if you can brainwash everyone? Why read someone's thoughts if you can manage what people think, dream, and fear of by resorting to propaganda? And satellites are a major component in its distribution.

 

p.s. "they" already know what we think, because we, the humans, have already discussed all the possible and the impossible human-related topics on Facebook.



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Posted 25 September 2013 - 06:42

my nsa thought-controller says i must say no.



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Posted 25 September 2013 - 07:37

The observers already do that crap without satellites.

#26 compl3x

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 08:32

It can't if you are wearing tin foil. 

 

Check!

 

 

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#27 Growled

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 18:42

It can't if you are wearing tin foil. 

 

Haven't you heard, the tin foil guys have created a opening in the foil that allows the new fangled beams from the satellite to pass through and read your thoughts? You have to use really old foil for that to work now. 



#28 Max Norris

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 18:48

Haven't you heard, the tin foil guys have created a opening in the foil that allows the new fangled beams from the satellite to pass through and read your thoughts? You have to use really old foil for that to work now.

Damn NSA. Didn't think of stockpiling foil in my plans versus the NWO. Screw that, I'm upgrading mine to include a layer of carbon fiber sandwiched in the middle.

#29 mudslag

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 00:15

Yes if you don't use your brain, no if you actually do use your brain.