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Chocolate Meltdown: World to Run Out of Cocoa by 2020

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So ? Synthesize chocolate.

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Source: Daily Star

 

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Just like Twinkies...chocolate is not going away.

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2020 seems to be a very popular year. Everything seems to be happening then  :rofl:

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So we now know what the wars of the 2020's will be fought over.

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Give coke and other drug lords something else to grow

Watch the dealers peddle chocolate to kids and parents outside schools....

Reminds me of a movie I once watched :p

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why don't they just say "the production industry must double in size"? Saying you need another earth is just silly.

Because the truth is not that we need another earth, it's that we need...

 

ANOTHER UNIVERSE!! :o

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Give coke and other drug lords something else to grow

Watch the dealers peddle chocolate to kids and parents outside schools....

Reminds me of a movie I once watched :p

 

Reminds me of and episode of Raising Hope, when they start making a very additive chocolate..people were in lines trying to buy chocolate from them, like

junkies :)

 

the problem is not just chocolate, but there's allot of other resources that aren't enough for the increasing demand.

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Oh they'll just use anal sac secretions from donkeys instead of cocoa, like they do with Beaver butt juice for vanilla flavoring.  Disgusting what is acceptable now.

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This reads like an investor trying to raise prices.... kinda like the bacon shortage.... the ham shortage..... etc etc....

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the scarcity might just help play its part in curing global obesity, but it'd suck not to have the most ubiquitous snack around cheaply available.

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this might have already happened, but wont some mega-evil corporation like Monsanto just modify the cocoa plant to product more fruit and grow faster?

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What do you mean? Is candy racism? Stop trolling please..

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Just give it a few more years, and we will be able to make our own material from base elements

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Because the truth is not that we need another earth, it's that we need...

 

ANOTHER UNIVERSE!! :o

 

A chocolate universe? Sweeet!

 

The world is probably going to end (again) before we run out of cocoa. 

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What do you mean? Is candy racism? Stop trolling please..

 

it's a joke meme... "Jap" is slang for a Japanese person...

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Everybody, go over to LimeMaster's house to blame him... because he stole all the cocoa... he uses cocoa to mix his drink with his lime...

 

:shifty:

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Everybody, go over to LimeMaster's house to blame him... because he stole all the cocoa... he uses cocoa to mix his drink with his lime...

 

:shifty:

I do nothing of the sort.

Looks like the choco-ohols will need to cut down to help save chocolate.

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it's a joke meme... "Jap" is slang for a Japanese person...

 

Oh yes that's right.. But Japp in swedish means like "Yeah" in english ;).

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this might have already happened, but wont some mega-evil corporation like Monsanto just modify the cocoa plant to product more fruit and grow faster?

That is highly possible my friend hahahaha:D

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As I understand it, when planted. it takes 4 years to produce beans. Nobody can afford no income for 4 years and the demographics are that cocoa beans are grown in what we class as poor countries, so there's another reason.

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Better start stocking up now..

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You're right. Let's turn our economies in communist ones. It's not like they have any issues...

 

I was saying capitalism of foreign markets is killing cocoa. They choose to grow rubber and quinoa rather than cheap cocoa because it earns them more take-home money. I wasn't saying the US, EU, Australian, Canadian  or whatever '1st world' capitalist economies are losing so much money on it they are pushing for more profitable rubber or quinoa... pretty sure they still make their healthy cut regardless of what they sell the consumer. Capitalists are likely rejoicing at the amount of money they can squeeze out of the thought of no cocoa.

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