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Chocolate Meltdown: World to Run Out of Cocoa by 2020


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#61 KingCracker

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 12:51

:o what will all the fat people do!!


#62 Ryano121

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 12:56

I best eat a load now then before it disappears...<chomp> <chomp>



#63 KingCracker

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 12:57

I best eat a load now then before it disappears...<chomp> <chomp>


Dieeeeeeeeeabeeeeeeeetusssssss!

#64 cork1958

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 13:05

"They warned we would need the ­equivalent of another planet Earth to fill the gap needed to keep the chocolate ­industry going."

 

Exaggerate much? This sounds like one of those sensationalist tabloid stories... oh wait it is.

 

Source: Daily Star  :rolleyes: 

 

Man, can't beat that source, can you? ;)



#65 tiagosilva29

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 15:10

No need for cocoa when there's plenty of barley.

#66 McKay

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 15:13

1. Wait till 2016

2. Take out huge loan

3. Plant vast swathes of Cocoa

4. Sell them on 2020 when the panic sets in



#67 f0rk_b0mb

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 15:16

Bitches are gonna be cranky as hell come 2020.



#68 Nashy

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 15:17

But there is enough coffee, right?



#69 Bertch

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 15:32

What will be used at Halloween???  Also they should figure out a way to replace tobacco plants with cocoa plants!



#70 Hum

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 19:39

^ Please -- we must think of the children !



#71 LaP

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 19:54

You're right. Let's turn our economies in communist ones. It's not like they have any issues...

 

 

You know there's something in between pure capitalist and pure communist ...



#72 SfIsHeR1701

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 20:29

i don't believe the dire shortage.... specific climate... ok... there's hydroponics for that.... pollination.. i'm sure that can be done artificially... i'm not worried



#73 Growled

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 16:18

^ Please -- we must think of the children !

 

Children nothing, I'm thinking of me. I love chocolate. What am I gonna do? 





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