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#1 tajul

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 13:32

I was in the elevator when a busty lady got in.

I was staring at her boobs, when she said, would you please press 1?

So I did.



I don't remember much afterwards....
 




#2 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 13:34

pretty good.



#3 vcfan

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 13:37

should have beaten her back



#4 riahc3

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 13:37

Hello,

I remember I used to visit this section a lot back in the day and there were very corny jokes. I see things havent changed much :p

#5 44MLX

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 13:43

Did she hit you hard? :D



#6 OP tajul

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 13:48

Did she hit you hard? :D

Still daze and confused  :laugh:



#7 Phouchg

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 17:00

Should have taken a sharp pin or something and burst the airbags.



#8 Charisma

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 17:03

LOL. Most fun beating you ever received, eh?

 

 

some people pay for that



#9 +fusi0n

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 17:08

haha! <3 boobs! Nice joke!



#10 McKay

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 17:11

Did this happen to you?