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I need this..for uh work

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Surely that's a tax write-off then, right?

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can I have one as well while you're at it?

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Surely that's a tax write-off then, right?

Absolutely.  Its for the daily commute in Detroit.

 

Lets call it, self-preservation :p

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Put a rocket rack on the back and it wold fit right in as one of the bad guy vehicles from the old GI Joe 

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Absolutely.  Its for the daily commute in Detroit.

 

Lets call it, self-preservation :p

I like your thinking!

It's not that I want this vehicle. I need it.

Er, WE need it. If we're transporting new neowin servers to the data center we should make sure they're safe..

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That is a bit of a beast.

 

Off topic:  I think this is the 1st thread i've seen started by you that isn't Stardock related.

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Slick looking ride.. wonder how many gallons per mile it gets.

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Slick looking ride.. wonder how many gallons per mile it gets.

 

I'd set the line at about 2.5 :P

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Will it fit in a parking deck?

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Will it fit in a parking deck?

If it doesn't you can make it fit.

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Slick looking ride.. wonder how many gallons per mile it gets.

N/A

 

LOL.

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That is a bit of a beast.

 

Off topic:  I think this is the 1st thread i've seen started by you that isn't Stardock related.

 

Oh I can assure you, this is Stardock related. Stardock NEEDS this vehicle.  It's not for me. I mean, yea, sure, I'll be the one driving it and keeping it at my house but that's me doing Stardock (and Neowin) a big favor. 

 

Just think of me as a hero.

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Oh I can assure you, this is Stardock related. Stardock NEEDS this vehicle.  It's not for me. I mean, yea, sure, I'll be the one driving it and keeping it at my house but that's me doing Stardock (and Neowin) a big favor. 

 

Just think of me as a hero.

Will it go in the handicapped spot?  (hehehe)

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Now this is more like it


chicken-car.jpg


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Now this is more like it

 

I'm pretty sure you now qualify for strangest being on the planet.

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I'm pretty sure you now qualify for strangest being on the planet.

All the bad guys will see the chicken car, laugh and then walk off

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Do you meet the requirements to have this? You need to be under 5ft tall and have inadequate eh, esteem.

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Now this is more like it

chicken-car.jpg

This is the car for the man who doesn't need an extension.

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OR THE DILEON AERO SUV with  a mini gun mounted out back

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"I don't think so!"

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But why? if I get in trouble, i'll pop out back while my significant other drives and i'll  take care of the problem

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Hello,

Honestly: A double handed gernade launcher to those wheels (they arent protected) or under the vehicle might be enough to flip it.

And since I see it has no offensive weapons, you would be a sitting duck :p

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Will it go in the handicapped spot?  (hehehe)

I'm not sure where else I would park it. The thing is fueled by hippie tears.

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