The sarcastic remarks are really unneccesary for a obviously lost user.
Just repeating what was said:
How do I report a fake account that’s pretending to be me or a public figure?
Fake timelines created to imitate real people (impostor accounts) are not allowed on Facebook. If someone created an account pretending to be you:
If you don’t have a Facebook account, please file a report here.
- Go to the timeline
- Click and then select Report/Block
- Select Submit a Report
- Choose This person is impersonating someone
- Follow the on-screen directions to complete your report
If you've lost access to an account you created, learn how to secure your account.
If you see an abusive Page, report it.