A friend of mine told me something that happened to her kid in Walmart last week, I tried my best to turn it into a joke.
Little Johnny was at the local Wal-Mart, playing an arcade machine. After about 5 minutes the machine was still letting him play.
Little Johnny ran over to the checkout and told his mom “Mom, I’m playing for free!”
The Cashier looked at Little Johnny and said “I bet you believe in Jesus too”.
Little Johnny said with a confused face “Yes, why?”
The cashier replied “Sorry to break it to you kid, Jesus isn’t real and that machine isn’t letting you play for free.”