Little Johnny & Jesus


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A friend of mine told me something that happened to her kid in Walmart last week, I tried my best to turn it into a joke.

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Little Johnny was at the local Wal-Mart, playing an arcade machine. After about 5 minutes the machine was still letting him play.

 

Little Johnny ran over to the checkout and told his mom ?Mom, I?m playing for free!?

 

The Cashier looked at Little Johnny and said ?I bet you believe in Jesus too?.

 

Little Johnny said with a confused face ?Yes, why??

 

The cashier replied ?Sorry to break it to you kid, Jesus isn?t real and that machine isn?t letting you play for free.?

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He was just winning

So the cashier decided to be turn the incident into a "teaching" moment? 

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Maybe this? Still don't have a strong punchline

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Little Johnny was at the local Wal-Mart, playing an arcade machine. After about 5 minutes the machine was still letting him play.

 

Little Johnny ran over to the checkout and told his mom, ?Mom, I?m playing for free!?

 

The Cashier looked at Little Johnny and said, ?I bet you believe in Jesus too?.

 

Little Johnny said with a confused face, ?Yes, why??

 

The cashier replied, ?Sorry to break it to you kid, Jesus isn?t real and that machine is only free because you're winning.?

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Awful on too many levels to go into right now.

Give us an account of what actually happened and we'll see if we can turn it into an actual joke from scratch.

 

Rude on too many levels to go into right now. :p

 

Give us the reason you're mad bro, and we'll see if anything can be done about it.  :rofl:

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Rude on too many levels to go into right now. :p

 

Give us the reason you're mad bro, and we'll see if anything can be done about it.  :rofl:

 

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