"Maybe NSFW" Rich Man Buys House Next to Ex-Wife, Erects Giant Middle Finger Outside


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A Michigan man has reportedly gone to Internet-ready lengths in order to troll his ex-wife with a daily reminder of his feelings towards her.


 


According to a person claiming to be the ex-wife's daughter, the crazy-wealthy Bloomfield Hillsman, identified only as "Alan," allegedly purchased the house next door to his ex, and proceeded to move in with his daughter Tiffany.


 


e then went a step further and purchased an expensive bronze statue of a middle finger, which he placed on the back porch and aimed at his ex-wife's house.


 


As if that weren't quite enough passive aggression, Alan ensured the statue was visible 24/7 by shining a spotlight on it after dark.


 


"Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbors,"tweeted Lenka Tuohy, "but ew who does that lololol."


 


Apparently the statue has had the unintended effect of ****ing Tuohy off as well.


 


"ts hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house," she wrote, adding a frowny-face emoticon.


 


When a friend pointed out that Alan's gesture was making him "look like an idiot," Tuohy concurred: "Like lol someone's not over my momma!"


 


http://gawker.com/rich-man-buys-house-next-to-ex-wife-erects-giant-middl-1465406839


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That's ****ing awesome!

 

However, you go through this much trouble.. You still have feelings for her Bro..

 

 

 

Depends ...

 

What did she do and who did she do it with? And/or how much/what did she get in the divorce?

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