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#1 Atomic Wanderer Chicken

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 16:48

Why are Angry Birds so angry? Its been a few years since Angry Bird's stardom, why are they angry still? Haven't the piggies been punished enough?




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Posted 19 November 2013 - 16:52

Don't let those cute smiling piggies fool ya, they are some of the most vile creatures in the universe!

 

Aren't you supportive of your fellow birds?



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 16:55

I was going to post this in conspiracy section, but I thought that wasn't an appropriate place. The poor piggies don't do anything to counter attack the angry birds.



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 16:57

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How can you not be angry at that face?



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 17:00

I thought it was clear. The birds are angry because the pigs stole their eggs. The birds will continue to be angry as long as the pigs don't return the stolen eggs. Now why did the pigs steal the eggs? Only god knows.

 

As a chicken you should understand that one must not steal someone else's eggs.



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 17:00

Oh this is going to be good..

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Posted 19 November 2013 - 17:02

The pigs are pilfering the poultry production and must pay!



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 17:04

I agree that stealing eggs is unacceptable, launching yourself causing destruction and harm isn't. I think the birds and pigs should negotiate with each other so the angry birds can get their eggs back. :D



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 17:10

Proposing peaceful pigs....preposterous!!!



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 17:19

I guess its a severe form of Pigism that needs plucking out they need to get bac on course before it becomes time to take rasher action.



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 17:25

I can't believe you guys are having a discussion about Angry Bird's plot. :laugh: It's not actually meant to be a complex story, it's just there to get the player into the game.



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 17:37

There should be a game where the piggies attack the angry birds for revenge



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 17:39

Yeah and call it ****ed Off Pigs!

 

Or Peeved Pigs!



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 17:42

There should be a game where the piggies attack the angry birds for revenge

I believe the game "Bad Piggies" did that already. They set out to find map pieces to steal important stuffs (read: eggs) from the Angry Birds by building ingenious contraptions.



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Posted 19 November 2013 - 17:46

Angry birds can be a very difficult game at times. It took me a long time to finish the poached eggs level.