Why are Angry Birds so angry?


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Why are Angry Birds so angry? Its been a few years since Angry Bird's stardom, why are they angry still? Haven't the piggies been punished enough?

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Don't let those cute smiling piggies fool ya, they are some of the most vile creatures in the universe!

 

Aren't you supportive of your fellow birds?

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I was going to post this in conspiracy section, but I thought that wasn't an appropriate place. The poor piggies don't do anything to counter attack the angry birds.

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I thought it was clear. The birds are angry because the pigs stole their eggs. The birds will continue to be angry as long as the pigs don't return the stolen eggs. Now why did the pigs steal the eggs? Only god knows.

 

As a chicken you should understand that one must not steal someone else's eggs.

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I agree that stealing eggs is unacceptable, launching yourself causing destruction and harm isn't. I think the birds and pigs should negotiate with each other so the angry birds can get their eggs back. :D

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There should be a game where the piggies attack the angry birds for revenge

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There should be a game where the piggies attack the angry birds for revenge

I believe the game "Bad Piggies" did that already. They set out to find map pieces to steal important stuffs (read: eggs) from the Angry Birds by building ingenious contraptions.

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Angry birds can be a very difficult game at times. It took me a long time to finish the poached eggs level.

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I can't believe you guys are having a discussion about Angry Bird's plot. :laugh: It's not actually meant to be a complex story, it's just there to get the player into the game.

Dont laugh this is serious stuff it could result in a shortage of bacon

 

They should have one called Pig Ninja where all fruit gets sliced and diced

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I can't believe you guys are having a discussion about Angry Bird's plot. :laugh:

I just choked on my coffee. Weren't you discussing lemons and limes the other week?
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I just choked on my coffee. Weren't you discussing lemons and limes the other week?

I was just promoting healthy eating. :shifty: Also, that means you must have voted in the thread. :laugh:

 

 

Dont laugh this is serious stuff it could result in a shortage of bacon

 

They should have one called Pig Ninja where all fruit gets sliced and diced

There is no such thing as bacon shortages. :p

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Why are Angry Birds so angry? Its been a few years since Angry Bird's stardom, why are they angry still? Haven't the piggies been punished enough?

The Birds got horked off because the piggies were not merely stealing the eggs - but stealing the eggs and COOKING them (instead of becoming baby birds, the pilfered eggs wound up in salads, sandwiches, or - MUCH worse - "scrambled" or "hard boiled" - this is right from the opening scenes of the original Angry Birds).

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