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Posted 27 November 2013 - 11:59

10.The driver did it.

In his book, 'Behold a Pale Horse' (1991), William Cooper claims that Kennedy was actually shot by his limousine driver.

9. Kennedy was accidentally shot by a secret service agent

In his 1992 book 'Mortal Error: The Shot That Killed JFK', Bonar Menninger, suggests that Kennedy was actually killed by a fatal shot fired accidentally by Secret Service agent George Hickey, who was riding in the follow-up car.

8. The Umbrella Man

The Umbrella Man identified as Louie Steven Witt was holding a large black umbrella on a completely dry day. Some suggested this was a signal to shooters.

7. The Freemasons did it

Lyndon B. Johnson was allegedly a member of the Freemasons as was Warren Commission appointee, Gerald Ford (pictured). This has led to the suggestion that the secretive organisation was involved in the killing.

6. Lyndon Johnson did it

Who had the most to gain from the assassination of Kennedy? According to two books by Scottsdale attorney, Craig Zirbel, only Johnson, had the motive, the means and the opportunity to mount a conspiracy against the president.

5. Joe DiMaggio did it

An idea that first floated in DC Comics' 100 bullets, is the theory that baseball player Joe DiMaggio was behind the killing. The theory has gained traction with conspiracy theorists who suggest that the talented sportsman wanted to kill Kennedy in revenge for his allegedly ordering the death of his former wife Marilyn Monroe.

4. JFK Was Killed by the Federal Reserve Banks

In his book Crossfire Jim Marrs points the finger at Federal Reserve. According to Marrs the motive was to stop Executive Order 11110, which was a measure designed to curtail the power of the Reserve by replacing Federal Reserve Notes with Silver Certificates.

3. The Coca-Cola Theory

In 'Who Shot JFK? : A Guide to the Major Conspiracy Theories (1993)' by Bob Callahan and Mark Zingarelli, it is suggested that Oswald killed JFK because of a psychological problem caused by his addiction to refined sugar.

2. Jackie Kennedy did it

Conspiracy theorists often point to the Zapruder film, in particular frames 312-317 which show a puff of smoke next to the left side of the President's head. Theorists argue that as neither John nor Jackie Kennedy are smoking a cigarette the smoke must have been caused by some explosive reaction.

1. JFK was killed because of his interest in aliens

In his book 'A Celebration of Freedom: JFK and the New Frontier' author William Lester says that CIA documents released to him under the freedom of information act reveal Kennedy demanded to be shown confidential documents about UFOs just 10 days before his assassination.

Alien researchers have suggested that the documents add weight to the claim Kennedy was killed to stop him discovering the truth about UFOs. :alien:

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:18

JFK was shot in face from front...
 
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Such weird commentary from Dan Rather ...



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Posted 27 November 2013 - 23:13

^ True -- fatal head shot from the 'grassy knoll'.

 

But some are saying that from the autopsy, there was a nearly same-instant shot to the back of the head.



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Posted 27 November 2013 - 23:49

 

9. Kennedy was accidentally shot by a secret service agent

The accidental head shot was reported recently to have come from the CIA bodyguard in the rear of the tail vehicle who had just picked up an automatic rifle after hearing the first shot hence the difference in types of wounds.Oswald had standard rifle slugs which pass through the body whereas the CIA had full metal jacket shells that splinter on impact [video 2:14].



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Posted 28 November 2013 - 00:06

Conspiracies make for good entertainment  but nothing else!



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Posted 28 November 2013 - 00:55

The accidental head shot was reported recently to have come from the CIA Secret Service bodyguard in the rear of the tail vehicle who had just picked up an automatic rifle after hearing the first shot hence the difference in types of wounds.Oswald had standard rifle slugs which pass through the body whereas the CIA Secret Service had full metal jacket shells that splinter on impact [video 2:14].

Secret Service agent George Hickey.

 

He won a lawsuit in the 90's for being accused.

 

And actually, the fatal shot was a bullet designed to explode. ;)



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Posted 28 November 2013 - 01:14

The Hickey theory was arrived at by viewing only the official Warren Commission evidence. There's no talk at any point of the front kill shot or even the windshield bullet hole.

 

The craziest theory is the official one.



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Posted 28 November 2013 - 08:57

Atomic Wanderer Chicken, on 28 Nov 2013 - 00:06, said:

Conspiracies make for good entertainment  but nothing else!

 

Do you mean conspiracies or conspiracy theories ?

 

There have been lots of both and plenty still happening today, however conspiracies are not purely for entertainment.

 

Many conspiracies have taken place because of the terrible harm they cause and get covered up because of those committing the acts (for reference see the Catholic Church in Spain colluding with the adoption agencies to take away the babies of unmarried women who fall pregnant. Covered up for nigh on 50 years that was). 



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Posted 18 December 2013 - 17:16

Are you guys interested in seeing the proof of the driver's shot?



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Posted 18 December 2013 - 17:33

The craziest theory is the official one.

 

Always is. I guess people think it's so crazy it has to be the truth.



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Posted 18 December 2013 - 22:40

Are you guys interested in seeing the proof of the driver's shot?

 

What proof? There's nothing but empty conjecture and tale spinning.



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Posted 19 December 2013 - 03:53

What's a great about a case like this is the plethora of evidence and the web that provides access to it all. Hugh Betzer saw Hickey's rifle, which was not fired, and the driver's handgun, the weapon that killed the President. That's powerful corroboration by just one witness.

Betzner confirms that two guns were in the motorcade, one being the handgun that the driver used to assassinate the President and the other pulled by an agent in the follow-up car. The firecracker reference is a subtle way of saying a shot was fired in the limo.

JFK: Eyewitness statements, assassination of President John F. Kennedy, murder of J. D. Tippit and arrest of Lee Harvey Oswald: Hugh William Betzner

I looked down the street and I could see the President's car and another one and they looked like the cars were stopped. Then I saw a a flash of pink like someone standing up and then sitting back down in the car. Then I ran around so I could look over the back of a monument and I either saw the following then or when I was standing back down on the corner of Elm Street. I cannot remember exactly where I was when I saw the following: I heard at least two shots fired and I saw what looked like a firecracker going off in the president's car. My assumption for this was because I saw fragments going up in the air. I also saw a man in either the President's car or the car behind his and someone down in one of those cars pulled out what looked like a rifle.

I also remember seeing what looked like a nickel revolver in someone's hand in the President's car or somewhere immediately around his car. Then the President's car sped on under the underpass.

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 03:56

JFK: Eyewitness statements, assassination of President John F. Kennedy, murder of J. D. Tippit and arrest of Lee Harvey Oswald: Hugh William Betzner

Many eyewitnesses reported hearing and seeing a shot inside or near the Presidential limousine. The driver, Bill Greer was seated two rows in front of and slightly to Jfk's left.

1.Bobby Hargis (Police motorcycle outrider, left rear of limousine):
Mr. Stern: Do you recall your impression at the time regarding the shots?
Hargis: “Well, at the time it sounded like the shots were right next to me,” 6WCH294.

2. Austin Miller (railroad worker, on triple overpass):
Mr. Belin: “Where did the shots sound like they came from?”
Miller: “Well, the way it sounded like, it came from the, I would say right there in the car. Would be to my left, the way I was looking at him toward that incline.,” 6WCH225.

3. Charles Brehm (carpet salesman, south curb of Elm St.): “Drehm seemed to think the shots came from in front or beside the President. He explained the President did not slump forward as if he would have after being shot from the rear,” “President Dead, Connally Shot,” The Dallas Times Herald, 22 November 1963, p.2

4. Officer E. L. Boone (policeman, corner of Main and Houston Streets):" I heard three shots coming from the vicinity of where the President's car was,” 19WCH508.

5. Jack Franzen: (south curb of Elm):He said he heard the sound of an explosion which appeared to him to come from the President's car and ...small fragments flying inside the vehicle and immediately assumed someone had tossed a firecracker inside the automobile,” 22WCH840.

6. Mrs. Jack Franzen (south curb of Elm): “Shortly after the President’s automobile passed by…she heard a noise which sounded as if someone had thrown a firecracker into the President’s automobile…at approximately the same time she noticed dust or small pieces of debris flying from the President’s automobile,” 24WCH525.

7. James Altgens: (photographer, south curb of Elm):“The last shot sounded like it came from the left side of the car, if it was close range because, if it were a pistol it would have to be fired at close range for any degree of accuracy," 7WCH518.

8. Hugh Betzner, Jr. (south curb of Elm, nr junction with Houston): “I cannot remember exactly where I was when I saw the following: I heard at least two shots fired and I saw what looked like a firecracker going off in the president's car. My assumption for this was because I saw fragments going up in the air. I also saw a man in either the President's car or the car behind his and someone down in one of those cars pulled out what looked like a rifle.

I also remember seeing what looked like a nickel revolver in someone's hand in the President's car or somewhere immediately around his car 19WCH467

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 04:00

Jean Hill saw the SS shooting back. The only SS who could have shot back were the ones driving jfk.

 

Mr. SPECTER - What occurred at the time of the fourth shot which you believe you heard?

Mrs. HILL - Well, at that time, of course, there was a pause and I took the other shots---about that time Mary grabbed me and was yelling and I had looked away from what was going on here and I thought, because I guess from the TV and movies, that it was Secret Service agents shooting back. To me, if somebody shoots at somebody they always shoot back and so I just thought that that's what it was and I thought, well, they are getting him and shooting back, you know; I didn't know.

Mr. SPECTER - You thought that perhaps the second burst of shots you heard were being directed toward him by the Secret Service?

 

Mrs. HILL - I Just thought, "Oh, goodness, the Secret Service is shooting back."

 

Mr. SPECTER - And you had the general impression that the Secret Service was firing the second group of shots at the man who fired the first group of shots?
Mrs. HILL - That's right.

 

Jean Hill was looking at the limo when Greer shot Jfk. FRAME 310.

 

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 04:09

JFK was shot in face from front...
 
illustration:
kennedy-assassination-head.gif
 
http://www.nowcultured.com/2013/his-head-could-be-seen-to-move-violently-forward/

Such weird commentary from Dan Rather ...

 

Looks like Jackie had a gun and when his head went down and she went to go check on him, boom!





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