joke the new milking machine..

[tajul]

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.

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Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to

test it on himself first.

So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and

everything else was automatic.Soon, he realized that the equipment provided

him with much more pleasure than his wife did.

When the fun was over though, he quickly realized

that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'..

He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to

disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still

without success.

Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with

his mobile phone (Thank god for mobile phones!).

'Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works

fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?'

'Don't worry,' replied the customer service rep, 'The machine will release

automatically once it's collected two gallons.'

Have a nice day.. :)