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#16 Biotoxic_hazard_835

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 02:34

It's amazing what you can do with computers this days.




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Posted 22 December 2013 - 02:43

You never know that he may be strong inside.. He could knock you down. No matter how old or look he is. Unless he is over 80 or so depends on his health that he may retires from acting.. He usually work out at gym or his home.

 

He's certainly no Jack Lalanne ;)

 

He's got man boobs and a spare tire. I don't think that gym usually sees much action :)



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Posted 22 December 2013 - 02:48

He's certainly no Jack Lalanne ;)

He's got man boobs and a spare tire. I don't think that gym usually sees much action :)


My friend is in same way like chuck but he is strong like rock. He's a cop.

You can't judge a book by it's cover.

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 03:08

ame="thomastmc" post="596177475" timestamp="1387680189"]He's certainly no Jack Lalanne ;)
 
He's got man boobs and a spare tire. I don't think that gym usually sees

My friend is in same way like chuck but he is strong like rock. He's a cop.

You can't judge a book by it's cover.

 
I'm not saying he's weak... Maybe you just think I'm saying that because he looks so weak :)

He's just in really poor shape, especially for an athlete and someone who is supposed to be so into fitness...
 
I'm only making this point because the reality of Chuck Norris is pretty much the opposite of the myth of Norris.

Chuck Norris is 73, and the photo is from earlier this year. Here's a couple examples of athletes that stayed physically fit well into their 70s, just to clarify my point.
 

Bob Uecker at 73

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Jack Lalanne at 71

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#20 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 30 December 2013 - 07:05

The comments are epic

 

also the vid was cool too

(I know the Van Damme one's fake also)



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Posted 10 January 2014 - 02:29

You know why all of Chuck Norris had to be simulated? It's the opposite of a Chuck Norris "fact"... It's a Chuck Norris reality :)

 

Wow.  He didnt look to bad in the Expendables 2....and that wasnt that long ago.



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Posted 10 January 2014 - 03:50

Wow.  He didnt look to bad in the Expendables 2....and that wasnt that long ago.

 

People look diff when they shave, but I don't remember him having such a big gut.



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Posted 10 January 2014 - 03:58

but I don't remember him having such a big gut.

 

Thats what I was talking about.



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Posted 10 January 2014 - 04:55

Wow.  He didnt look to bad in the Expendables 2....and that wasnt that long ago.

 

It's amazing what they can do in movies, isn't it :)



#25 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:25

It's amazing what they can do in movies, isn't it :)

He probably went on a diet, would seem more logical

off camera, it appears he just takes it easy



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Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:46

He probably went on a diet, would seem more logical
off camera, it appears he just takes it easy

 
Look at what they did to Gerard Butler in 300. Butler is in shape now, but Norris is almost twice his age.
 
It's more logical that at 73, Norris isn't bouncing in and out of shape, but just put on a man girdle instead :rofl:

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Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:48

 
Look what they did to Gerard Butler in 300. Butler is in shape now, but Norris is almost twice his age.
 
It's more logical that at 73, Norris isn't bouncing in and out of shape, but just put on a man girdle instead :rofl:

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NO LIES HE'S A GOD! GOD I TELL YOU :p