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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
 
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10.She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11.She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12.She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
 
 
 
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
 
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
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1995 called.  It says it doesn't care to have it's joke back thanks ;)

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9/10 warwagons

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9/10 warwagons

 

what?

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what?

oh, ok sorry 10/10 warwagons
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12.She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

 

 

:rofl:

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1995 called.  It says it doesn't care to have it's joke back thanks ;)

 

What did Richard Nixon say when Henry Kissinger tried to cheat in their chess game? That is not a rook.

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Real Life case: She is an Evolving Sexuality.

whats the politically incorrect term for that?

 

and her evolving sexuality

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Real Life case: She is an Evolving Sexuality.

whats the politically incorrect term for that?

Teenager.

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