joke Politically Correct!

[badb0y]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

 

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

10.She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11.She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

12.She is not a TWO-BIT ###### - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

 

 

 

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

 

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

[Dick Montage]

1995 called.  It says it doesn't care to have it's joke back thanks ;)

[The Evil Overlord]

9/10 warwagons

[badb0y]

9/10 warwagons

 

what?

[The Evil Overlord]

what?

oh, ok sorry 10/10 warwagons

[+Warwagon MVC]

12.She is not a TWO-BIT ###### - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

 

 

:rofl:

[redfish]

1995 called.  It says it doesn't care to have it's joke back thanks ;)

 

What did Richard Nixon say when Henry Kissinger tried to cheat in their chess game? That is not a rook.

[Torolol]

Real Life case: She is an Evolving Sexuality.

whats the politically incorrect term for that?

 

and her evolving sexuality ? is emerging as

[JoeC]

Real Life case: She is an Evolving Sexuality.

whats the politically incorrect term for that?

Teenager.