Guy walks into a bar, sees a hot Blonde bartender, He tells her
'Give me 5 shots of whiskey'
She obliges, places 5 shot glasses on the bar, and starts pouring whiskey into the glasses
Guy is drinking them faster than the bartender can fill them
After He finishes his fifth drink, the bartender asks him
'So what are you celebrating'?
Guy responds 'My first blow job'
The Bartender, with longing looks then suggests
'Well, in that case, let me buy you a beer'.
'Thanks, but if this doesn't kill the taste, nothing will'.