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#1 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 02:50

Guy walks into a bar, sees a hot Blonde bartender, He tells her

'Give me 5 shots of whiskey'  

She obliges, places 5 shot glasses on the bar, and starts pouring whiskey into the glasses

Guy is drinking them faster than the bartender can fill them

After He finishes his fifth drink, the bartender asks him

'So what are you celebrating'?

Guy responds 'My first blow job'

The Bartender, with longing looks then suggests

'Well, in that case, let me buy you a beer'.

Guy replies

'Thanks, but if this doesn't kill the taste, nothing will'.




#2 Roger H.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 02:58

lmao! :rofl:



#3 virtorio

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:01

Setup, misdirect, punchline. Yup, definitely a joke.

I laughed.



#4 riahc3

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Posted 10 January 2014 - 23:25

Hello,

Nice :)

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 10:17

LOL!!  My Kinda Joke



#6 Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 10:31

:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:



#7 Prototype1864

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 10:34

hahahahaha



#8 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 21:38

Didn't see that coming!



#9 Geoffrey B.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 21:56

thats just horrible.



#10 Raa

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 22:01

Didn't see that coming!

I see what you did there. :laugh:



#11 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 22:05

I see what you did there. :laugh:

Didn't think anyone would get it ! :rofl:



#12 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 22:15

Though come to think of it, either the dude was paid to do the BJ or wasn't really into men.

 

Because I for one, never ever wash down teh flava after going down on milady! :shiftyninja:



#13 fusi0n

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 22:18

LOL! Nice One!!



#14 OP Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 17:15

Though come to think of it, either the dude was paid to do the BJ or wasn't really into men. Because I for one, never ever wash down teh flava after going down on milady! :shiftyninja:

Just for the record. I'm not gay. But a twenty's a twenty :p

#15 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 15:55

Just for the record. I'm not gay. But a twenty's a twenty :p

You cheap son of a gun!