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#1 Hum

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 12:01

PHILADELPHIA –  Philadelphia police have arrested a man they believe used Swiss cheese to sexually proposition unsuspecting women.

The suspect, identified by authorities as 41-year-old Christopher Pagano, was arrested at his Norristown home Thursday.

Investigators suspect Pagano is the man who reportedly drove up to women on several occasions and offered them money to put cheese on his genitals and perform a lewd act. :|

The story went viral after a Philadelphia neighborhood town watch group posted a blurry cellphone picture on its Facebook page of a half-naked man in his car holding up what appears to be cheese. The group dubbed him the "Swiss Cheese Pervert."

Pagano is expected to face charges of indecent exposure, stalking and harassment.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 04:03

How dare he !  Swiss cheese ???! :woot:



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Posted 22 January 2014 - 04:12

got to love philly :p



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Posted 22 January 2014 - 04:51

So I guess it turns to creamed cheese after a while

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 04:53

so, he was offering up a cockmeat and cheese sandwich?



#6 Charisma

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 05:40

How dare he !  Swiss cheese ???! :woot:

Well it does traditionally have certain... unique characteristics he might find... 'suitable'...

 

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 05:42

so, he was offering up a cockmeat and cheese sandwich?

 

I think Philly Cheese Steak is the proper term...



#8 articuno1au

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 05:44

So I guess it turns to creamed cheese after a while

Wow.. Just wow..



#9 DocM

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 16:19

Whatever works ;)

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 16:35

i hope it wasn't baby swiss!



#11 Nick H.

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 16:36

I was about to be pedantic and ask which Swiss cheese, then I realised that in N.A. Swiss cheese is anything that resembles Emmental, apparently.

I would have thought that it would have made more sense to go with a soft cheese, to lessen the potential of accidental biting. :laugh:

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 16:41

haha, this is great.



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Posted 22 January 2014 - 16:44

That man has put some disturbing images into my head. :x



#14 arachnoid

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 16:55

Could be worse he might have been into BDSM and offered those little pieces of cheese and fruit with skewers through them

#15 DocM

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 00:17

I was about to be pedantic and ask which Swiss cheese, then I realised that in N.A. Swiss cheese is anything that resembles Emmental, apparently.
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Our market actually carries several types. We prefer an aged Gruyere as Emmental seems rather bland. Some commercial "Emmental" style cheeses are downright waxy.

Favorite of all: an extremely sharp white cheddar made by a farm owned by family in Wisconsin. That stuff will bite your head off ;)



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