Do you wear Underwear? why?


Underwear Poll  

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  1. 1. Do you wear Underwear? why?



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Yes: Because I wouldn't want my junk dragging the ground. Might get me some funny stares or even get me in trouble with the law. ;)


Entirely boxers.  Wouldn't you like to know whats on em.

Nope.avi

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yes, I don't like going around commando. I prefer the snug fit of boxer-briefs.

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W ... T ... F ... ?

 

 

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I like to think of underwear as a filter for the small amount of fecal matter that ejects from one's rear as they fart. This method ensures that only the purest stink reaches your nose :) Let us also not forget that wearing underwear buys at least 30 more seconds to make it to a restroom in the unfortunate event of a "shart". This only applies to briefs, boxers only tend to evenly distribute your shame down both pants legs....

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It's minus 24 celsius with the wind today not sure you would like the feeling of this kind of wind between your balls.

Minus 40 with the wind here. I r Polar Lion!

 

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D**** and p***** ruin the world. To be truly eunoch would divine.

Oh the things my mind could do without a d*** linked to it and working in an office full of young women...

 

Telsa, maybe?

 

I like to think of underwear as a filter for the small amount of fecal matter that ejects from one's rear as they fart. This method ensures that only the purest stink reaches your nose :) Let us also not forget that wearing underwear buys at least 30 more seconds to make it to a restroom in the unfortunate event of a "shart". This only applies to briefs, boxers only tend to evenly distribute your shame down both pants legs....

  :laugh:

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I like to think of underwear as a filter for the small amount of fecal matter that ejects from one's rear as they fart. This method ensures that only the purest stink reaches your nose :) Let us also not forget that wearing underwear buys at least 30 more seconds to make it to a restroom in the unfortunate event of a "shart". This only applies to briefs, boxers only tend to evenly distribute your shame down both pants legs....

 

"Ew... wtf.... well... ok yeah, probably", was my reaction to this. It was amplified by the fact I was eating a sandwich when I read it which now no longer tastes the same.

 

Also, to prevent chaffing.

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if you don't wear underwear (for whatever reason), you're obligated to take care of your junk.

 

If your downstairs looks like a forest, do everyone a favor and put on underwear and long pants.

 

 

I will not comment on my underwear situation.

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"Ew... wtf.... well... ok yeah, probably", was my reaction to this. It was amplified by the fact I was eating a sandwich when I read it which now no longer tastes the same.

 

Also, to prevent chaffing.

My job is done here :rofl:

 

 

....PS: I hope that was a Nutella sandwich you were eating cause god dang if it doesn't look like something else! :woot:

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:rofl:

Normally I don't like Sienfeld but  :rofl:

 

Boxer Briefs  for me.  Just enough freedom and just enough support.

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Yes, if I don't people accuse me of public nudity when I've got shorts on.

 

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But seriously yes, because jeans are not comfortable to wear with no underwear.

 

Yeah,

VERY seriously, jeans are not comfortable without and I like to keep my junk in place!

 

I'll give you a point for coming up with one of the most cornball polls I've seen in quite some time! :)

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