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A woman has reportedly thrown her pet cat out on the streets for being gay.

In a bizarre tale which has gripped the town of Lafia, a seven-year-old moggy named Bull has been cast out for apparently having homosexual tendencies.

The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in ?unnatural sexual behaviour? and has been making advances to other male cats in the house even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the behaviour ?disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature?.

Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: ?Anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it.?

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This is why we can't time travel yet.

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............ I don't even.....

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The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in ?unnatural sexual behaviour? and has been making advances to other male cats in the house even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the behaviour ?disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature?.

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The cat is obviously going to cat hell for not following God's laws of nature  :rolleyes:

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Nigerian.... enough said!!!

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I know an office cat, who prefers males. :p

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The cat is obviously going to cat hell for not following God's laws of nature  :rolleyes:

We're talking about Cat God here, right?

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We're talking about Cat God here, right?

Osiris, probably.

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Nigeria, where the gays are always at fault for everything wrong.

 

It's sad to see Nazi tactics still work, but that's what happens when your government is broken and the people want to blame someone.

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wait, the Black is Nazi?

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This piece of news deserves a double facepalm.

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actually i saw that men that have cats are gay...coincidence? i think not!

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A woman has reportedly thrown her pet cat out on the streets for being gay.

In a bizarre tale which has gripped the town of Lafia, a seven-year-old moggy named Bull has been cast out for apparently having homosexual tendencies.

The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in ?unnatural sexual behaviour? and has been making advances to other male cats in the house even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the behaviour ?disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature?.

Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: ?Anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it.?

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Not unexpected from a part of the world thats totally backwards.  

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I think most of the time it's a dominance thing instead of a sexual thing when it comes to animals.  As far as I'm aware, very few animals besides humans/primates, dolphins, pigs, and a few others actually have sex for pleasure.  Anybody who has ever been around dogs for more than a day has seen two male dogs or even two females try to hump one another, even though the female knows full well she doesn't have the plumbing to do any penetrating.

 

Oh well, maybe it'll find a good home.

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sex education for children almost never teach that dominance / pleasuring aspect of homo/hetero sex.

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wait, the Black is Nazi?

 

Yes, literal WWII German Nazis, and obviously not describing a tactic that they used during that time, such as scapegoating a group of people to compensate for the failings of the government.  /s

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She should keep garter snakes (i.e the wee ones in pet shops).

Garter Snakes

Of all the animal romance rituals, the snake mating ball is certainly one of the most visually arresting, if not downright orgiastic-looking. Guaranteed to give the ophidiophobic a few nightmares, it?s also a squirmy stage for some clever sexual charades.

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Red-sided garter snakes in a mating ball in Manitoba, Canada. Photograph by Norbert Rosing, National Geographic

In Manitoba, Canada, which has the highest concentration of garter snakes in the world, males emerge from hibernation slowly and groggily after eight months in the chilly ground. Pokey they may be, but they?re still on high alert for females to mate with. Some males, though, mimic female behavior at this time.

Researchers think that?s because females have a couple of survival advantages. When females emerge, they are quickly mobbed by male suitors, as are the female-mimicking ?she-males.? The snakes at the center of mating balls are protected from predators (birds seek out the groggy males). Plus, all that transferred body heat allows the she-males to warm up more quickly and become fleeter of foot ? well, maybe not foot? to avoid becoming lunch.

Snake in the grass? Perhaps. But one that lives to slither another day.

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