joke If Restaurants Functioned Like Tech Support

[jnelsoninjax]

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  Patron: Waiter!
  
  Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. What seems to be the problem?
  
  Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
  
  Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
  
  Patron: No, it?s still there.
  
  Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.
  
  Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
  
  Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?
  
  Patron: A SOUP bowl!
  
  Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it?s a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?
  
  Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
  
  Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
  
  Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
  
  Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
  
  Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
  
  Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
  
  Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
  
  Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
  
  Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
  
  [waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
  
  Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
  
  Patron: This is potato soup.
  
  Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
  
  Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
  
  [waiter leaves.]
  
  Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!!