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A 72-year old substitute teacher at a public high school in the never-ending suburbs of Connecticut proved that he

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What a little horn dog!

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If a 72 year old can furiously masturbate, more power to him!

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If a 72 year old can furiously masturbate, more power to him!

 

Title at website says furiously masturbating, woman says "manipulating his penis!" I call baited title!

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Love the use of the adverb "furiously".

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Title at website says furiously masturbating, woman says "manipulating his penis!" I call baited title!

Hmm. In that case, maybe he just had a bad case of itchy balls?

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If a 72 year old can furiously masturbate, more power to him!

Apparently he can masturbate so furiously that his masturbation can be considered a "risk of injury to a minor".  I mean, that's one powerful shot!

 

Luecke, who has no criminal record, now faces three charges: public indecency, breach of peace and risk of injury to a minor.
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Hmm. In that case, maybe he just had a bad case of itchy balls?

 

maybe it was stuck to the side of his leg?

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Hope he washed his hands.

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Sadly, seen this before. It sounds like dementia is setting in. Sometimes they exhibit sexually inappropriate behaviors.

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Sadly, seen this before. It sounds like dementia is setting in. Sometimes they exhibit sexually inappropriate behaviors.

 

I had no clue dementia could make oneself furiously jerk off. TIL. 

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They shouldn't be so hard on the guy. I mean, going at it in the hallway, out in the open like that was a stroke of genius.

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They shouldn't be so hard on the guy. I mean, going at it in the hallway, out in the open like that was a stroke of genius.

 
:rofl: So many puns!
 

It

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i bet the women teacher  was just mad because he can still get it off while she  is out of order. hey the guy is 72  give  him a some slack  he still moving like Jagger  it seems  

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haha, OP/source title is pure gold.

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The title makes me wonder if he wouldn't be arrested if he was only calmly masturbating... :laugh:

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:rofl: So many puns!
 

 

Somehow this made me laugh. They're going to do detective work, identify the teenagers from the security footage, then go up to them and ask if they saw a teacher "furiously" masturbating in the hallway and whether they're consequently scarred for life? How ridiculous!

Maybe the judge will go soft on him :)

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Got busted for trying to bust in the first place.  :rofl:

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Apparently he can masturbate so furiously that his masturbation can be considered a "risk of injury to a minor". I mean, that's one powerful shot!


That charge seems contradictory. Googles sources define manipulate as to handle or control (a tool, mechanism, information, etc.) in a skilful manner.
"he manipulated the dials of the set"

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Never jerk off while furious! Do it when you're happy!

 

 

Also... What the hell is a "paraprofessional"? Talk about made up titles...

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Furiously masturbating - What an epic description

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Also... What the hell is a "paraprofessional"? Talk about made up titles...

Not made up.

A paraprofessional is a teachers assisstant who doesn't have a teachers degree or license. Qualifications run from a vocational training to "highly qualified" where they may have an Associates or Bachelors degree.

In our district there are Para's assigned for all manner of reasons from a one-on-one's for handicapped or autistic kids to those who work as classroom teaching assistants if the room has too many kids.

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Not made up.

A paraprofessional is a teachers assisstant who doesn't have a teachers degree or license. Qualifications run from a short vocational training to "highly qualified" where they may have an Associates or Bachelors degree.

In our district there are Para's assigned for all manner of reasons from a one-on-one's for handicapped or autistic kids to those who work as classroom teaching assistants if the room has too many kids.

 

Totally made up. That's just a teaching assistant...

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Is there any other way? :huh:

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Totally made up. That's just a teaching assistant...


More in many cases. There are many types, some very specialized and not "just" what you perceive as a TA.

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