G Dawg Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I have to present a poem for English class. Most of the people are idiots so I'd like to make people laugh. A very Cheesy or Punny poem will work well. Nothing Long. Clever is good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Montage Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 There was a user named G DawgWho couldn't be bothered to slog To find a few rhymes Or write a few linesSo his poem was pretty crap in all fairness because it didn't follow standard limerick rhyming structure and just sorta trailed off at the end without any real conclusion... Praetor and Kondrath 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kondrath Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I came for the tech but asked for a joke My classmates are idiots so fun I must poke I'm probably a spam bot or some scamming blog But I'm here forever, call me G Dawg Is this topic fake? The world may not know Will this one-post-wonder come back for the show? Mods might lock this for a lack of tags But now your homework is done, in the bag Cute James, +Kyle and Dick Montage 3 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Bridget, you make me fidget . . .? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Montage Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 My hat is off to you, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techbeck Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 There once was a man from Nantucket.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAZMINATOR Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I came for the tech but asked for a joke My classmates are idiots so fun I must poke I'm probably a spam bot or some scamming blog But I'm here forever, call me G Dawg Is this topic fake? The world may not know Will this one-post-wonder come back for the show? Mods might lock this for a lack of tags But now your homework is done, in the bag heheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xendrome Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Roses are red, Violets are blue. Everyone hold your nose, cause I just farted and out came some poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G Dawg Posted March 26, 2014 Author Share Posted March 26, 2014 Roses are red, Violets are blue. Everyone hold your nose, cause I just farted and out came some poo. Nice, keep up the good work I came for the tech but asked for a joke My classmates are idiots so fun I must poke I'm probably a spam bot or some scamming blog But I'm here forever, call me G Dawg Is this topic fake? The world may not know Will this one-post-wonder come back for the show? Mods might lock this for a lack of tags But now your homework is done, in the bag Clever. xendrome 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Roses are red, Violets are blue. Everyone hold your nose, cause I just farted and out came some poo. very classy .... xendrome 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krome Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I think I smell plagiarism in the works. :shiftyninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G Dawg Posted March 26, 2014 Author Share Posted March 26, 2014 I think I smell plagiarism in the works. :shiftyninja: You will be cited as a source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorak Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I entered this class My intent was so crass Here to learn, I say... though not so sincere Listen, professor. Why won't you adhere? Grades are important, but next to this gal... All I want is another good pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe User Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 This is asking for a Haiku. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webeagle12 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Roses are red Yodas are green My lightsabre takes two hands to hold If you know what I mean Praetor 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Veteran Posted April 16, 2014 Veteran Share Posted April 16, 2014 Tagging posts is a requirement!Set the most relevant tag as the prefix. Threads started without correct prefix tags may be closed without notice. Thread Closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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