Michelle Obama was born a MALE ?


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    ?Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964.

    He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998.

    He was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.

    After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school.

    Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a ?woman trapped inside a man?s body?, and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine.

    To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, ?Michelle Robinson?.

    Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of Michelle?s ?true? identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.? :wacko:

 

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Cool story. Do you even bother to look up this "schtuff" before posting it? First of all, Michelle's father died in 1991... Seven years before his "diagnosis"...

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Cool story. Do you even bother to look up this "schtuff" before posting it? First of all, Michelle's father died in 1991... Seven years before his "diagnosis"...

 

Look at today's date again.

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Cool story. Do you even bother to look up this "schtuff" before posting it? First of all, Michelle's father died in 1991... Seven years before his "diagnosis"...

 

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It wouldn't necessarily surprise me if she was a man, though I'm doubtful.  I think the only way to know for sure is a genetic test... And that's not going to happen... So all we have here is a mountain of unconfirmed circumstantial evidence.  And that by itself leaves, at best, only 99% certainty of Michelle Obama being a man.  And well, 99% chance means just that...  out of every 100 theoretical comparisons, 99 will be correct, and 1 will not be.  Therefore it is possible that Michelle Obama is that 1%. 

 

There is actually a few other possible scenarios.  1. She could have been born a hermaphrodite, and thus could exhibit both male and female characteristics.  2.  She could have been exposed to testosterone accidentally early in life, which would cause her to develop some male characteristics...  and 3.  She could just be one of those freakish manly women that DO EXIST but are admittedly rare. 

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Obama are not known to be womanizer or even close with female friends, unlike his democrat predecessor.

Which lead to suspect that Obama is Gay, and Michelle being 'male-ish' probably a god-sent for Obama.

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Obama are not known to be womanizer or even close with female friends, unlike his democrat predecessor.

Which lead to suspect that Obama is Gay, and Michelle being 'male-ish' probably a god-sent for Obama.

 

 

So now NOT being a womanizer equates being gay? 

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Look at today's date again.

 

 

The problem is stuff like this is claimed the other 364 days a year.  :laugh:

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It wouldn't necessarily surprise me if she was a man, though I'm doubtful.  I think the only way to know for sure is a genetic test... And that's not going to happen... So all we have here is a mountain of unconfirmed circumstantial evidence.  And that by itself leaves, at best, only 99% certainty of Michelle Obama being a man.  And well, 99% chance means just that...  out of every 100 theoretical comparisons, 99 will be correct, and 1 will not be.  Therefore it is possible that Michelle Obama is that 1%. 

 

There is actually a few other possible scenarios.  1. She could have been born a hermaphrodite, and thus could exhibit both male and female characteristics.  2.  She could have been exposed to testosterone accidentally early in life, which would cause her to develop some male characteristics...  and 3.  She could just be one of those freakish manly women that DO EXIST but are admittedly rare. 

 

Giving birth kind of excludes the possibility of having been born male...

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Wow, how incredibly insulting, ungracious, possibly racist and disrespectful of you. I'm sure you'd be laughing like a drain if someone insulted your mother or sister like that yes?

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Among all the ridiculous crap Hum has posted over the years this has to be one of the most ridiculous threads.

 

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April fools aside, this is the sort of crap that should be banned from Neowin, not naughty words in a NSFW thread.

 

Spot on.  You wanna look at how "the public" see Neowin, then look at threads like this!

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