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#16 compl3x

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 05:16

Look at today's date again.

 

 

The problem is stuff like this is claimed the other 364 days a year.  :laugh:




#17 HawkMan

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 05:36

It wouldn't necessarily surprise me if she was a man, though I'm doubtful.  I think the only way to know for sure is a genetic test... And that's not going to happen... So all we have here is a mountain of unconfirmed circumstantial evidence.  And that by itself leaves, at best, only 99% certainty of Michelle Obama being a man.  And well, 99% chance means just that...  out of every 100 theoretical comparisons, 99 will be correct, and 1 will not be.  Therefore it is possible that Michelle Obama is that 1%. 

 

There is actually a few other possible scenarios.  1. She could have been born a hermaphrodite, and thus could exhibit both male and female characteristics.  2.  She could have been exposed to testosterone accidentally early in life, which would cause her to develop some male characteristics...  and 3.  She could just be one of those freakish manly women that DO EXIST but are admittedly rare. 

 

Giving birth kind of excludes the possibility of having been born male...



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Posted 02 April 2014 - 05:40

Michelle's level of testosterone is definitely higher than that of her husband! :D



#19 leesmithg

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 06:07

Michelle Obama, I'd hit that!



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Posted 02 April 2014 - 06:25

Look at today's date again.

2nd April. What's your point?



#21 PsYcHoKiLLa

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 06:32

Wow, how incredibly insulting, ungracious, possibly racist and disrespectful of you. I'm sure you'd be laughing like a drain if someone insulted your mother or sister like that yes?



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Posted 02 April 2014 - 06:44

April fools aside, this is the sort of crap that should be banned from Neowin, not naughty words in a NSFW thread.



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Posted 02 April 2014 - 06:58

Among all the ridiculous crap Hum has posted over the years this has to be one of the most ridiculous threads.

 

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#24 +Nik L

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 00:08

April fools aside, this is the sort of crap that should be banned from Neowin, not naughty words in a NSFW thread.

 

Spot on.  You wanna look at how "the public" see Neowin, then look at threads like this!



#25 hagjohn

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 00:32

This thread should just be deleted.



#26 Turk.

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 00:35

Michelle Obama, Everyone would hit that :)

#27 Krome

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 00:37

Agreed.  Thread should be deleted.



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Posted 03 April 2014 - 01:49

The tight dress/penis picture, and the male finger point, are convincing. :huh:



#29 Brendeth

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 01:53

The tight dress/penis picture, and the male finger point, are convincing. :huh:

 

 

January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine.

Yet in a modern photo she has male genetalia......... Oh does it grow back? :rofl:



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Posted 03 April 2014 - 01:56

Oh does it grow back? :rofl:

 

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