joke The dog lover

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A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat", agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while they were on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds.
She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in apparent pain and unable to disengage, as usually happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the Vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,  "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"It just worked on me," he replied.

 

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Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me.  
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?'