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#1 +warwagon

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 18:15

A Coat Hanger?

 

 

 

BONUS Warwagon Joke!!!

 

Why do they call getting your tubes tied and getting snipped getting Fixed? Shouldn't it be getting broken?




#2 Showan

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 18:17

Plan C is a glass box with a little hammer beside it. And a note that reads: IF ALL ELSE FAILS

#3 vetAndrew Lyle

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 18:19

BA-DUM-TISH

 

 

But seriously, terrible.



#4 +mulligan2k

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 18:37

i suggest you take that coat hanger, and hang up your joke telling costume...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not really :D



#5 +Frank B.

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 18:56

∞ warwagons.



#6 Astra.Xtreme

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 19:16

A coat hanger is also a great idea for piecing your child's ears before birth.   :shiftyninja:



#7 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 16:23

Got the bonus, but the original :wacko:



#8 theyarecomingforyou

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 16:43

Plan C is a forum ban for telling terrible jokes.  :laugh:



#9 Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 16:49

∞ warwagons.

 

This, to infinity!  :D



#10 Raze

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 16:58

What was Plan A?

 

And....your Mom didn't have any coat hangers available?

 

 

 

 

 

;)



#11 Victor Rambo

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 02:10

 

A Coat Hanger?

 

 

 

BONUS Warwagon Joke!!!

 

Why do they call getting your tubes tied and getting snipped getting Fixed? Shouldn't it be getting broken?

 

 

 

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#12 greenwizard88

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 02:29

I new this was a warwagon joke from the title alone.



#13 +_Alexander

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 02:39

Do you even try?

#14 OP +warwagon

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 02:39

Do you even try?

 

Nope, never been pregnant.



#15 +techbeck

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 02:42

Plan D drano then?