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joke If Plan B is a pill, what is plan C....

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A Coat Hanger?


 


 


 


BONUS Warwagon Joke!!!


 


Why do they call getting your tubes tied and getting snipped getting Fixed? Shouldn't it be getting broken?


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Plan C is a glass box with a little hammer beside it. And a note that reads: IF ALL ELSE FAILS

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BA-DUM-TISH

 

 

But seriously, terrible.

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i suggest you take that coat hanger, and hang up your joke telling costume...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not really :D

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? warwagons.

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A coat hanger is also a great idea for piecing your child's ears before birth.   :shiftyninja:

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Got the bonus, but the original :wacko:

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Plan C is a forum ban for telling terrible jokes.  :laugh:

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? warwagons.

 

This, to infinity!  :D

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What was Plan A?

 

And....your Mom didn't have any coat hangers available?

 

 

 

 

 

;)

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A Coat Hanger?

 

 

 

BONUS Warwagon Joke!!!

 

Why do they call getting your tubes tied and getting snipped getting Fixed? Shouldn't it be getting broken?

 

 

 

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I new this was a warwagon joke from the title alone.

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Do you even try?

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Do you even try?

 

Nope, never been pregnant.

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Plan D drano then?

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Nope, never been pregnant.

Now that is an actual joke.
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Am I sick for guessing the punchline beforehand?

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Nope, never been pregnant.

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? warwagons.

8 Warwagons? I dunno... :P

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Some day, there will be an anti-pregnancy nanobot.

 

It will eat sperm cells or ova on contact.

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