DocM Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 :rofl: http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/15/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/rapper-severed-penis-andre-johson/index.html?c=showbiz Rapper explains why he severed his penis (CNN) - The rapper who mutilated himself and then jumped from a Los Angeles building has broken his silence about what happened. Andre Johnson was severely injured in April after he severed his penis and leaped from the second level of a building in North Hollywood. He told E! that he was under the influence of drugs at the time but insisted that he knew what he was doing. "Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control," he said. "I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god. ...Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god." Johnson performs under the name Christ Bearer and his group Northstar was affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan. Johnson said he hadn't spoken out on the incident before because "People perceived me as crazy, so I never wanted to speak wholeheartedly on the matter." Doctors weren't able to reattach the penis, he told E!. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compl3x Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 "Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control," he said. Err... His definition of control and the rest of society's is quite different. "I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god. ...Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god." Besides being entirely delusional, it doesn't explain why he cut it off and then jumped off a building. Did he think that cutting off his pecker was going to endow him with the ability to fly? Get this guy some psychiatric care, he is in obvious need of it. Ian W 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiranui Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 One word: Johnson.... Mohitster and Phouchg 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 So . . . if I were him (and boy am I glad that I am not) I would deeply regret that decision . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god ROFL Phouchg and Ian W 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compl3x Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 One word: Johnson.... Wouldn't it actually be Johnson-less? Name change imminent. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god ROFL Doesn't know his Greek mythology: Greek gods had sex with mortals. (E.G. Hercules) The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiranui Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Wouldn't it actually be Johnson-less? Name change imminent. Doesn't know his Greek mythology: Greek gods had sex with mortals. (E.G. Hercules) Or Priapus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cork1958 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Err... His definition of control and the rest of society's is quite different. Besides being entirely delusional, it doesn't explain why he cut it off and then jumped off a building. Did he think that cutting off his pecker was going to endow him with the ability to fly? Get this guy some psychiatric care, he is in obvious need of it. Not sure if even psychiatric help, would help this dip s**t!! The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Party Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 clearly we all arent worthy of his divine deity stardom. All hail mr. no gender no more ! :D The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerowen Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 At least he did us all the favor of removing the possibility of him further polluting the gene pool. FloatingFatMan, Dadwen, The Evil Overlord and 1 other 4 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compl3x Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 At least he did us all the favor of removing the possibility of him further polluting the gene pool. Assuming he hadn't already done so. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaP Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Maybe we should ask him if he wants a border fence ... The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Maybe we should ask him if he wants a border fence ... Wrong association, he doesn't think he's Jesus :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timster Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 he's nuts .. ba-dum-tss The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 clearly we all arent worthy of his divine deity stardom. All hail mr. no gender no more ! :D I wouldn't go so far to say that he is no longer a male (a statement which may be offensive to victims of penile dismemberment, penile agenesis, etc). The definition of a male is: "of or denoting the sex that produces small, typically motile gametes, especially spermatozoa, with which a female may be fertilized or inseminated to produce offspring." . . . Assuming that he still has his testicles, this definition applies to him, and fertilization or insemination may one day be possible. There are known instances where those without a penis are later able to father children because of reconstructive surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocM Posted July 16, 2014 Author Share Posted July 16, 2014 I wouldn't go so far to say that he is no longer a male (a statement which may be offensive to victims of penile dismemberment, penile agenesis, etc). The definition of a male is: "of or denoting the sex that produces small, typically motile gametes, especially spermatozoa, with which a female may be fertilized or inseminated to produce offspring." . . . Assuming that he still has his testicles, this definition applies to him, and fertilization or insemination may one day be possible. There are known instances where those without a penis are later able to father children because of reconstructive surgery. ^^ this is true but PLEASE, for the sake of humanity, don't tell him about it ;) Phouchg and The Evil Overlord 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webeagle12 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 he's nuts .. ba-dum-tss I see what you did there timster and The Evil Overlord 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkyDan Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Cutting off your penis doesn't remove every Y chromosome from every strand of DNA in your body. He is still male, he is just not sane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyond Godlike Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 He was probably smarter on the drugs if he makes this kind of statement when "sober". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compl3x Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 He was probably smarter on the drugs if he makes this kind of statement when "sober". Says the man whose username is "Beyond Godlike" :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudslag Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 One word: Johnson.... less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloatingFatMan Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 What a complete pecker-head. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiranui Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 What an incomplete-pecker-head. :p Better. FloatingFatMan 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He's Dead Jim Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I'm never going to this guys dealer if I want some drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1pper Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 i understand what wish to accomplish, but instead he made his situation even worse. in a week, a month, a year, even further, he might understand he made a foolish mistake, because the one thing that could liberate him, the root of his strength, and growth, was his addiction, and by cutting of his penis, he unknowingly admitted he was weak, and couldn't face reality.i hope he find peace in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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