+Frank B. Subscriber² Posted July 23, 2014 Subscriber² Share Posted July 23, 2014 The UK is about to unleash a 'fart machine' on France Colin Furze plans to install a valveless pulse jet inside an enormous butt A British inventor is preparing to let rip the loudest fart that France has ever heard. In order to accomplish this mission, Colin Furze put together a valveless pulse jet, a propulsion device sometimes used by hobbyists to power model aircraft and other remote-controlled vehicles. Next, he's building a gigantic pair of human buttocks to house his machine. Furze intends to have his absurd contraption prepared by July 24th, which is when he plans to unleash auditory hell from the cliffs of Dover, England. Amazingly, Furze's upcoming stunt is far from his most outrageous. The plumber turned YouTube celebrity has created a multitude of other inventions including a jet-powered bicycle, the world's fastest mobility scooter, and a pair of magnetic shoes designed for walking on the ceiling. Source: The Verge Aergan 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Huzzah! Aergan 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derkim Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Interesting name. "Furze" is the german verb for to fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugwump00 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 It's not 'Butt' mate, it's Arse, as in 'you seem much too much of a hyperactive arse to be English'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 much better than finding a cancer cure. xrobwx71 and gohpep 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovell Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 much better than finding a cancer cure. Yeah because that's all the worlds scientists are missing to cure cancer is a bunch of plumbers. :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted July 23, 2014 Administrators Share Posted July 23, 2014 lol! (y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloatingFatMan Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Yeah because that's all the worlds scientists are missing to cure cancer is a bunch of plumbers. :shifty: Curing cancer, saving princesses and farting at France! Whatever next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Frank B. Subscriber² Posted July 23, 2014 Author Subscriber² Share Posted July 23, 2014 Dear Brits: What has France done to you to deserve this? xrobwx71 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloatingFatMan Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Dear Brits: What has France done to you to deserve this? They exist! Nah, not really. We have many centuries of jocular dislike among our great nations. It's all in fun, really. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aergan Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Dear Brits: What has France done to you to deserve this? Nothing at all really. I'd laugh if this was the trigger for them to finally fight back to our shenanigans though! Elliot B. 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Dear Brits: What has France done to you to deserve this? It's just friendly banter from both sides after centuries of trying to invade each other. Aergan 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCac Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Dear Brits: What has France done to you to deserve this? They smell. Anyone who has been to Calais can vouch for this :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macoman Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 It will be funny if they put to fart someone sick from the stomach. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vykranth Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 The UK is about to unleash a 'fart machine' on France David Cameron is coming to France? Aergan, Tomo and LaP 3 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakem1 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I'm not sure that one strange plumber represents the whole UK ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazoo Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 The plumber should have been called Mario then he would have my attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aergan Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 The plumber should have been called Mario then he would have my attention It's a me, Mario! *PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRP!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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