joke Oxymorons

[jnelsoninjax]

• 1. Act naturally
  
  2. Found missing
  
  3. Resident alien
  
  4. Advanced BASIC
  
  5. Genuine imitation
  
  6. Airline Food
  
  7. Good grief
  
  8. Same difference
  
  9. Almost exactly
  
  10. Terribly pleased
  
  11. Sanitary landfill
  
  12. Alone together
  
  13. Legally drunk
  
  14. Silent scream
  
  15. Living dead
  
  16. Government organization

[Top Qat]

17. Honest politician

[mps69]

18. Happily Married  :D

[garwin]

19. Funny warwagon joke

[jnelsoninjax]

20. Microsoft Works

21. Friendly Fire

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22. Bull ant

[Dashel]

11b. Clean dirt

 

23. Military Intelligence (thanks Dave)