joke The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

[jnelsoninjax]

• Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
  Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
  Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
  
  Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
  Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
  Ugly: You're in them.
  
  Good: Your husband understands fashion.
  Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
  Ugly: He looks better than you.
  
  Good: Your son's finally maturing.
  Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
  Ugly: So are you.
  
  Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.
  Bad: She keeps interrupting.
  Ugly: With corrections.
  
  Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
  Bad: She wants a divorce.
  Ugly: She's a lawyer.
  
  Good: The postman's early.
  Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47.
  Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
  
  Good: Your daughter got a new job.
  Bad: As a hooker.
  Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
  Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
  
  Good: Your son is dating someone new.
  Bad: It's another man.
  Ugly: He's you're best friend.
  
  Good: Your wife is pregnant.
  Bad: It's triplets.
  Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

[+Warwagon MVC]

Good : That Joke was Hilarious

Bad : Warwagon told it

Ugly : It made you laugh out loud.

[+virtorio MVC]

Good : Microsoft

Bad : Windows 8

Ugly : Start Screen

[+Warwagon MVC]

 

Good : Microsoft

Bad : Windows 8

Ugly : Start Screen

 

 

QFT

[garwin]

Good : That Joke was Hilarious

Bad : Warwagon told it

Ugly : It made you laugh out loud.

I loled.... it's ugly now :'(

[georgevella]

I loled.... it's ugly now :'(

Way Ugly: I was drinking coffee when I read Warwagon's post

 

(off to clean the keyboard :( )