joke Vandelay Industries, starring Neobond and Warwagon

[TAZMINATOR]

Warwagon: [Warwagon rushes into Neobond's apartment] Did anybody call here asking for Vandelay Industries?

Neobond: No, what happened to you?

Warwagon: All right, listen closely, I was at the unemployment office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and I gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer "Vandelay Industries".

Neobond: I'm Vandelay Industries?

Warwagon: Right.

Neobond: What is that?

Warwagon: You're in latex.

Neobond: What do I do with latex?

Warwagon: I don't know, you manufacture it.

Elaine: Right here in this little apartment?

Neobond: And what do I say about you?

Warwagon: You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.

Neobond: I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman? I don't think so. Why would I do that?

Warwagon: Because I asked you to.

Neobond: If you think I'm looking for someone to just sit at a desk, pushing papers around, you can forget it. I get enough headaches just trying to manufacture the stuff.




Few days later...




Redmak: [phone rings, Redmak picks up the phone] Hello... What Delay Industries?

Warwagon: [yelling from the bathroom] Vandelay! Say Vandelay!

Redmak: No, you're way, way, way off. Well yeah, that's the right number, but this is an apartment.

Warwagon: [rushes out of the toilet with his pants on his knees] Vandelay! Say Vandelay Industries!

[falls down]

Redmak: Yeah, no problem.

[hangs up phone]

Redmak: How did you know who that was?

Neobond: [enters apartment, sees Warwagon lying on the floor with his pants on his ankles] And you wanna be my latex salesman?

[Chicane-UK Veteran]

As a Seinfeld fan.. what the hell did I just read? 

[Draconian Guppy]

As a Seinfeld fan.. what the hell did I just read? 

Neobond and warwagon in their very own episode :laugh: