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King Prawns

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girl was sitting in a rail carriage on her own, quietly reading a book, until a scruffy bloke got into and sat directly opposite her. He started shelling and eating a large carton of king prawns, whilst flicking the empty shells all over the floor and the girl. 

This continued for most of the journey, with a few insults being hurled at the girl for good measure. The bloke finally finished the prawns, at which point she got up, picked up the empty carton and proceeded to put all the empty shells in the carton. When she had cleaned up any trace of the prawns she threw everything out of the carriage window and pulled the emergency cord. The train came to a dramatic halt. 

The bloke laughed and said, "What did ya do that for? You'll get fined ?50." 

The girl said, "Sure, and when the Police smell your fingers I'll make sure you get 10 years."

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